Paper mache’d wombs and emasculation stations are great and all, but what if there were a haunted house that was just filled with a fuckton of things lesbians are terrified of?
As my fellow writers and I watched incredulously in a moment many likened to the millennial New Years’ ball drop, 500+ dedicated queermos and their friends signed my change.org petition!
“[No one can break] the spell laid by language on this word.” Happy Halloween, witchez.
“I can’t believe Carly and Robin haven’t done that already.” (There’s a change.org petition we need you to sign. This is important business.)
Vanessa’s Team Pick: Kate Nash dressed up as Buffy The Vampire Slayer and put on a live performance of “Once More With Feeling”…need we say more?
The costume of the day is Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard, five ways. You don’t need to leave your apartment to have a Happy Halloween!
Brittani’s Team Pick: It’s time to scare up some deals. Get it? ‘Cuz it’s Halloween.
With bonus drinking game inside!
Nothing on Halloween is hotter than the girl on fire. Here are three versions of Katniss Everdeen for you to choose from!
This mix does not have ‘Monster Mash’ on it.
Don’t spend more on a costume than you’d spend on a forty, and only wear what you’re willing to get stained.
Short on time to pre-plan your Halloween costume? Face paint is a fun, fast alternative to actually making a real costume.
A small thing you can make for your Halloweening experience. Let them eat teeny tiny cake!
In which we create butch/femme owl masks and brainstorm what to be for the next 20 Halloweens.
Costume ideas that would impress both your childhood self and your 90s lesbian brethren. Who doesn’t want to be Carmen Sandiego, really?
Thirteen awesome last-minute adorable queer costumes for your crafting pleasure. I swear, even right now, you still have time to make a hilariously awesome (Gay) Halloween costume.
Who’s your favorite witch/vampire? Look at these hot pictures and decide for yourself. (Includes an early horror film starring Jennifer Beals)
“Children are drag queens.”
I told you I’d be back for more Glee costumes! Check out my advice for Rachel Berry, Blaine, Mercedes, Mr. Scheuster. Best of all, there’s more Brittana!