“Thin Mints is the uber-domme of lesbians. She walks into a room and owns it. No other cookie challenges her. She wears dark colors, and her clothes and hair are rigidly smooth. Bow down and acknowledge her.”
“If Ventura is a ‘charmingly hip wine mom of a town’ does that make this the Mommi of A-Camps?”
“Tag yourself — I’m ‘not sure who is supposed to make the first move.'”
“Of course Kristen would be scissors.”
“Petition to call a group of feminists ‘A Simmering Rage?'”
“Is being #teamjughead going to be like being obsessed with Devon Sawa for the next generation of pre-out lesbians?”
“Hanging out with Mallory Ortberg would be like a slo-mo acid trip in the Getty Museum.”
“The Ocean’s 8 trailer is gayer than the Carol one, I’ll tell you that right now.”
Milk is not a sexy beverage.
Will it fit? Only one way to find out!
“I finally understand why the straights were so worried we were going to ruin marriage. Apparently, they wanted to do it themselves.”
Mommi Mia, here we go again.
“Can confirm bisexuality to be even more luxurious than a fancy tin can.”
THEY CAN’T TAKE OUR SHINE.
“Hey, so that hot friend of yours: is she… ya know, ODD?”
“I came out as bisexual 15 years ago and yet, somehow, that picture is my root.”
“Live from my wet dreams, it’s Saturday Night!”
“In television, you either die a hero, or live long enough to become Ilene Chaiken.”
“What if my pet is a sourdough starter named Sue Perkins?”
DO NOT use genitalia as a champagne flute.