“HOW ARE YOU CUTTING ONIONS IN MY APARTMENT FROM SO FAR AWAY”
“I’M YELLING AT YOU BUT ONLY TO TELL YOU YOU’RE GREAT.”
“I was intrigued when I saw the phrase ‘DM Culture,’ until I realized they didn’t mean Dungeon Master.”
“I really think Lane Bryant is missing an opportunity to reclaim ‘Come To My Window’ from Applebee’s by not offering Reneice a million dollars for that one photo. You know the one I mean.”
“Every conversion into Hayley Kiyoko fanhood that I enable makes me feel more holy and closer to g-d.”
Twenty Gayteen and everywhere is shaking!
We may not live in four-berry households, but we are definitely living four-berry lives.
Y’all have a lot of feelings about Disney princesses.
In the grand scheme of things, we’re really all just here for Cate Blanchett’s boobs.
“What’s the acceptable dressing for a Man Salad? Crude oil? Turpentine?”
“Can confirm that mixing fake blood for your girlfriend’s Carrie costume is queer culture.”
Disney has a lot to answer for.
It’s just the way she makes us feel.
Spinach artichoke dip is the modern woman’s creamed spinach.
I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (hoooo), I am for REALLL.
MY FRIENDS GOT MARRIED, TWO MORE STRADDLERS GOT MARRIED! Also there are comments!
Crack me like one of your French pistachios.
“Talk about draining conversations.”
“Wanna team up for a little destruction?”
I scream, you scream, we all scream for bi-scream!