The Comment Awards Are Thinking About Tig Notaro In A Flightsuit
“I definitely played rugby with the 2004 version of the Hey Mamas lesbians.”
“I definitely played rugby with the 2004 version of the Hey Mamas lesbians.”
“Has there ever been anything so relatable on this site?”
“…To get some bread…for toast.”
“I’m not picking raptor! I know what will happen if I pick raptor!”
“Say you were on a panel and the question came up. How would you explain it to Brie?”
“IS THIS MAGIC? WHERE DID YOU FIND MY JOURNALS???”
“We need a commercial with Sarah McLachlan’s ‘Angel’ playing over the image of a queer teenager finding nothing but Good Housekeeping in their search results.”
“But brunettes…what? Brunettes WHAT, Cara?”
“Alex Mack has not one but TWO lesbian names.”
“Molly’s Aunt Eleanor was the original American Girl lesbian aunt. I’m just saying.”
“I am 100% buying this book with the money my homophobic aunt and uncle gave me for the holidays!”
“No compensative effervescence is really a pandemic mood.”
“Carol, if you are reading this… call me.”
“The Janet Mock-Turtleneck is a much-appreciated fashion innovation!”
“Honestly, my most creative accomplishment this year was recreating the entire movie ‘Labyrinth’ from start to finish on an Animal Crossing island!”
“If I’m ever single again, my dating profile will definitely say Gob4Gob.”
PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS SO THAT I DON’T HAVE TO!
“She’s Lesbian Jesus. I’m afraid what she’ll level up to.”
“Be grateful for your abundance, you privileged piece of shi*t!”
“Where is the lesbian dog rep?” “Courtney! You have a cat!”
“Thyme goes by so slowly, and thyme can do so much.”