“Who will be the first to put ‘climb in my fur, baby’ in their Tinder bio?”

“I went out last night with another Rachel…it wasn’t super awkward until she told me her ex’s name is Rachel.”

“Does this mean Stef is now eligible to be featured on No Filter?”

“I can’t get wifi in my backyard, but they have it on the SPACE STATION?”

“Leia…I am your mommi.”

Real talk, I’ve gotten a boyfriend and two girlfriends just by saying, “do you wanna make out?”

*THIS* is how you party in Mykonos.

“I posted that photo just to be included in No Filter.”

YOU LETTERED IN BEING THIRSTY I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU!

“Hello, is this a safe space where we can discuss the complete emotional dismantling perpetrated by Heather Hogan’s letter accompanying the fundraiser?”

“I’ve been a fan of soccer since Megan Rapinoe said she wasn’t going to ‘to the f*cking White House.’ So, two weeks. But this is giving me so much life! Pulling up to fandom with the U-Haul.”

“I wasn’t a sports gay until this article and now I love sports.”

“Baby Glum, definitely. Maybe to the tune of ‘Baby Shark’?”

“Happy to see Lost and Delirious finally getting all the recognition it deserves after its cruel snub on the dead lesbians of television list!”

“Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe is *definitely* Mommi.”

Plus top hat-shaped holes in our hearts, what if the brownies were gay tho?, and polar bear flirting facts.

“No cops at Pride, just a group of queers eating through these thousands of cookies that I brought from home.”

“IDK why the basket of fruit sent me over the edge, like, queer women have really been gay disasters since the dawn of time.”

“Turns out there’s nothing better than f*cking under cover of deep, tall grass in the sunshine. Currently protecting my field spot like a dragon.”

“If Katie McGrath could spend her one precious month of Supergirl hiatus to go on the other side of the globe, where every spider is a killer, to kiss women on screen again, I can face another day of my gay life.”