“How many people are in bed with Janelle Monáe?!”

“Yesterday I thought to myself, ‘I wonder what GayStew is doing in quarantine?’ And this morning I find myself reading this.”

“The entire concept of a warrior nun is queer – if there’s no rainbow content, I’m gonna fight someone.”

“When life gives you Leonards, make Leonard-ade.”

“Wearing pants? In this economy?”

“Can’t wait to see who else’s subconscious is ALSO going through a Rolodex of their exes!”

“Magic Wand as mic is always SO GOOD.”

“Could you not have shipped out some PPE before we read this article? I just spit out my tea laughing, and probably infected the tomato plants.”

“Proof that mullets are the gayest thing: I had one in sixth grade!”

“Time to start the ‘I Got Jenny’ support group!”

The ears on that dog! The dog under those ears!

“2020 has been full of unexpected plot twists but Mel and Sue teaming up as contract killers has got to be up there.”

“I have never been as concerned about our community as I am to hear that pool sex came in 8th place instead of 1st.”

“I’d facepalm, but I can’t touch my face.”

“I don’t wear a lot of sports apparel, but petty lesbians might just change that.”

“Nudes With Friends, the bafflingly popular sequel to Words With Friends.”

“Cheryl Blossom wasn’t in this episode because she was at a fashion show with Hannah Marin and her girlfriend.”

“I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’VE RECLAIMED CHERRY CHAPSTICK!”

“Who else saw Janelle Monáe in that flower outfit and wanted to watch things BURN?”

“Somewhere, a Carol fan with editing skills and YouTube account is losing their mind right now.”