“The first months of Lex were frenzied and horny and I loved it so much. Even if I didn’t match with anyone I loved the energy. Now it’s people talking about longing and dread and looking for roommates?”
Dating Download is a new ongoing series where Shelli, Dani and Drew try out the latest or most overlooked of dating apps so you don’t have to. Today they’re giving you the full download on XO.
“She admired my tits like only someone else on estrogen could and then she grabbed them harder than anyone had before.”
“@ me when people start doing this with fists”
“When I first matched with the “Goodbye Horses” fans and asked them about it one said, “that buffalo bill scene is classic” and the other said, “I LOVE the song.” Then they both ghosted.”
Much like how a bio should be written with the goal of giving a hottie something to react to, a first message should be easy to reply to and easy to move the conversation forward from! What does one say to “hey” aside from “hey,” or on a sunny day, “hey!” I ask of you.
Communication is hard, especially when you have to tell someone something they might not want to hear, which is why sometimes we… just don’t do it!
You want to look like your best self: fun, hot, interesting, and lez be real, it doesn’t hurt if you look like you might actually send the first message.
“’Look a little crazy huh’ with no punctuation.”
You have to actually say something in your profile on dating apps! You just do, I’m sorry. Here is how and how not to do that.