Marie Kondo’s “Tidying Up” Lovingly Drags the Depressed, Defeated Viewer into 2019

If you got through 2018 without clinging desperately to the fantasy of a beautiful stranger showing up in your home and telling you she believes in you and sitting with you supportively while you sort through the eight pairs of Vans your ex somehow managed to leave at your place, first of all congrats and second please pipe down because this is all the rest of us have.