“And so, we raced, each of us more reckless than the other, a bad combination. A mutual friend once said to me; “The problem with the two of you is that there’s no one to say no.” There was no regulatory mechanism. We ignored the scientists who had intimated that all living things, systems, required balance.”
Sometimes you think your life is gonna look one way, and then it turns out to actually be another way. Here’s your musical journey from heart-smash to bird-land!
Please don’t watch all of these in one day. You’ll die.
So you thought it would be super cute and convenient and special to date your roomie-lover-friend-roommate-teammate-co-worker but now you’re broken up and you can’t get away from each other? Here are some tips to make the whole process easier.
“Sat in my car listening to a police scanner app for an hour for no particular reason “
Sometimes it feels like every single person in Bon Temps is constantly going through the worst lesbian breakup of all time.
18. The only bladder I have to wake up for is my own.
Sometimes you have to break up with someone to save yourself, no matter what time of the year.
19. Brownie batter
You were never just dating a cute woman. You were dating a cute woman who is also someone’s daughter, granddaughter, bubeleh, mija, etc.
“Some people view dogs as property. I don’t. Lily is part of my family.”
That’s it, I’m dating myself.
Feel all the feelings.
“The world is supposed to feel as though it is ending and you are supposed to know only in the most dormant recesses of the backmost corner of your soul that it will not be like this forever.”