David Usher Scared That Gay Marriage Spells Doom for Male Hegemony
An unlikely story brought to you by the haters at Center for Marriage Policy.
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Fox Sports, Bob Oschack, and USC: Making Fun of Asians Isn’t Funny
An on-campus humor short at USC ends in a racist Fox Sports video. It looks like one person still thinks that Asian people will accents are hilarious. Hello: the ’80s called and wants its stereotypes back.
Chaz Bono Doesn’t Speak for Me: Reluctance About “The Reluctant Transgender Role Model”
“There’s such a lack of nuance here—it’s not always that neat equation of once I was suffering, but now life is perfect.”
Grey’s Anatomy’s Lesbian Wedding: A Night of Love and Rage
Love, happiness, white dresses, cleavage, and rage against the machine.
God We’re Trendy: Token Lesbian Friends are the New Token Gay Friends
Lesbians are free from inequality in a world where sexuality is a non-issue and having a lesbo-pal is trendy! I read it in the paper!
US Reps Wanna Axe Smithsonian’s Gay Art, Should Have Something More Important to Do
Sarah: fuck republicans
Rachel: why do they hate everything beautiful and good
SMACKDOWN: Lies In “The Truth About GLSEN’s School Climate Report” from Anti-Gays
It’s tempting to look for people to blame in the wake of the terrible tragedies this past week has brought, but it’s best to resist that urge. Oh wait, no. You can blame these people.
If Perez Hilton Wants to Save Gay Teens from Gay Bullies, He Should Quit Being a Misogynistic Gay Bully
Be the change you want to see in the world, Perez Hilton.
Lady Gaga Wants to Gay Marry Her Fans, Therefore Must Be “Manic”
SMACKDOWN: Did you know that wanting to marry same-sex couples on stage at your Monsterball is one of the DSM-IV criteria for diagnosing bipolar disorder? US NEITHER. Lady Gaga is gonna be surprised.
It’s Hard Out Here For A Lesbian In College, So Lay Off The ‘Ethical’ Advice
Some advice columnist told a Cornell student that she’s obligated to come out to her sorority sisters because it’s “unethical” to make them “uncomfortable.” We think maybe this “advice columnist” should find a “new job.”
Same Sex, Different Verse: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry Debut New Videos, Still Aren’t Opposites
Why Katy Perry and Taylor Swift’s new music videos aren’t “opposites,” or: “Just When You Thought We Were Done Talking About Taylor Swift and Feminism.”
What’s So Unsexy About “Asexual Chic”?
Critics don’t like Ellen Page’s “asexual chic” in Inception. Why couldn’t she dress sexy like that other girl with the fancy shoes? Well, MAYBE WE THINK “ASEXUAL CHIC” IS SEXY. And maybe we’re not alone.
How the DADT Survey Breaks All the Research Methodology Rules, Has Issues, Is Useless
It’s the middle of summer which means it’s the perfect time to brush up on your survey-constructing skills for all your social science classes next year. Let’s get this party started with the as-promised complete breakdown of the Department of Defense’s latest oeuvre, the DADT survey!
Yvonne Moore Sued Her Church For Performing “Disgusting” Gay Marriage, Which is Crazy
Yvonne Moore, “world’s worst church lady” (according to THAT’S GAY), sues her church for 250K for that gross lesbian wedding they threw. But hey, let’s check out that book she’s been reading in “Autostraddle’s Primer on New & Old Testament’s Mentions of Homosexuality” which will soothe your soul, even if you’ve eaten trail mix, which’s bad for your soul. FYI.
Medicating Away the “Gay” in Your Fetus: There’s an Actual Doctor For That.
You knew that conservative right-wing homophobes hated gay people, but did you know how much? No. You didn’t. Trust us.
Women Are Dirty Bisexuals, Men Are Just Dirty. Or Gay. Or Straight.
Gawker wants to know where the bisexual men are at. Silly Gawker, don’t they know there’s a double standard preventing men from ever having a sexuality in a grey area?
Johnny Weir Be Good, Johnny Be Robbed
Awww Johnny Weir! The judges may hate you cause you’re flamboyant but that’s why we love you.
Also; is the world ready for same-sex Olympic figure skating, hurdles facing LGBT Americans of color, an Oklahoma student wants his license plate to read IMGAY, and Rachel Maddow will deliver the commencement address at Smith and the lesbians go wild.
Lesbian Top Chef Contestant Finds Bachelorette Party Challenge Offensive “Beyond Comprehension”
Last night’s Elimination Challenge on Top Chef: Las Vegas seemed simple enough: Cater a bachelor and bachelorette party with food that will compliment the couple’s favorite liquor shots. But to lesbian contestant Ashley, it was a little more loaded than that …