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Geekery

Grease Bats: Grab Yer Pumpkins

“Ivanka Trump claiming to have a punk phase — she is NOT taking punk from us.”

By Archie| October 21, 2017 | 10 Comments
Geekery

Grease Bats: Family

“Who knew Str8 Karen could be so exhausting?”

By Archie| September 23, 2017 | 15 Comments
Geekery

Grease Bats: New Relationship Energy

“This is fine. I don’t need to graduate school.”

By Archie| August 26, 2017 | 23 Comments
Geekery

Grease Bats: Gold Star Slut

“Work is keeping you busy?” “No, I’ve been busy going on dates!”

By Archie| July 29, 2017 | 61 Comments
Geekery

Grease Bats: Donut Worry About Tinder

“I thought downloading Tinder would be a good idea, but I’m WAY too shy to do anything on it.”

By Archie| July 1, 2017 | 35 Comments
Geekery

Grease Bats: The Job Hunt

“I may not be rich monetarily, but at least I’m rich in margaritas.”

By Archie| June 3, 2017 | 20 Comments
Geekery

Grease Bats: The Cheater

“If by nice night you mean a nice night to wallow in your own GUILT in the dark, then yes, I agree.”

By Archie| May 6, 2017 | 10 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: The Ex

You two are gonna sleep together! Or worse, you’re gonna catch feelings again!

By Archie| April 8, 2017 | 27 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Sick

“Your house is more gross than usual.”

By Archie| March 11, 2017 | 17 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Protest

“To be honest, this is my first protest.”

By Archie| February 11, 2017 | 31 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Backpage

Sex work is a human rights issue.

By Archie| January 21, 2017 | 5 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Mullet

“HAPPY APOCALYPSE PARTY!”

By Archie| January 14, 2017 | 18 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Friend4Friend

“Did Andy tell you yet?”

By Archie| December 17, 2016 | 7 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Trump

The Grease Bats react to the President-Elect.

By Archie| November 19, 2016 | 33 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Pre-Halloween

“HAPPY GAY CHRISTMAS!”

By Archie| October 22, 2016 | 20 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Fashion Potential

“A lesbian floral 90’s witch party!”

By Archie| September 24, 2016 | 29 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Identity

What about you? How do you identify?

By Archie| August 27, 2016 | 97 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Hello World!

“Are you hyperventilating?”

By Archie| July 30, 2016 | 35 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Pride Hangover

“Can you talk in a whisper? I’m suffering from a bad Pride Hangover.”

By Archie| July 2, 2016 | 21 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: The Concert

“They’re just my all-time fav band and sing directly into my soul. NBD.”

By Archie| June 4, 2016 | 20 Comments
Geekery

Saturday Morning Cartoons: The Suburbs

“I love spending time with your family! Plus your mom is totally in love with me.”

By Archie| May 7, 2016 | 30 Comments
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