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Grease Bats: Grab Yer Pumpkins

“Ivanka Trump claiming to have a punk phase — she is NOT taking punk from us.”

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Grease Bats: Family

“Who knew Str8 Karen could be so exhausting?”

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Grease Bats: New Relationship Energy

“This is fine. I don’t need to graduate school.”

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Grease Bats: Donut Worry About Tinder

“I thought downloading Tinder would be a good idea, but I’m WAY too shy to do anything on it.”

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“I may not be rich monetarily, but at least I’m rich in margaritas.”

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Grease Bats: The Cheater

“If by nice night you mean a nice night to wallow in your own GUILT in the dark, then yes, I agree.”

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You two are gonna sleep together! Or worse, you’re gonna catch feelings again!

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“They’re just my all-time fav band and sing directly into my soul. NBD.”

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“I love spending time with your family! Plus your mom is totally in love with me.”

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