“Ivanka Trump claiming to have a punk phase — she is NOT taking punk from us.”
“Who knew Str8 Karen could be so exhausting?”
“This is fine. I don’t need to graduate school.”
“Work is keeping you busy?” “No, I’ve been busy going on dates!”
“I thought downloading Tinder would be a good idea, but I’m WAY too shy to do anything on it.”
“I may not be rich monetarily, but at least I’m rich in margaritas.”
“If by nice night you mean a nice night to wallow in your own GUILT in the dark, then yes, I agree.”
You two are gonna sleep together! Or worse, you’re gonna catch feelings again!
“Your house is more gross than usual.”
“To be honest, this is my first protest.”
Sex work is a human rights issue.
“HAPPY APOCALYPSE PARTY!”
“Did Andy tell you yet?”
The Grease Bats react to the President-Elect.
“HAPPY GAY CHRISTMAS!”
“A lesbian floral 90’s witch party!”
What about you? How do you identify?
“Are you hyperventilating?”
“Can you talk in a whisper? I’m suffering from a bad Pride Hangover.”
“They’re just my all-time fav band and sing directly into my soul. NBD.”
“I love spending time with your family! Plus your mom is totally in love with me.”