Other People’s Pets, Reviewed by Carol
Sometimes my Mom makes me hang out with other animals.
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9 Reasons Why Carol Is Actually a Cat, Don’t @ Me
For everyone who has a pulse and has met Carol the dog will know that Carol is actually a cat. Here’s why.
BREAKING: There Is Another Dog In This Neighborhood and They Won’t Stop Barking!!!!
someone help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Find Your Fit: A Small Lesbian Who Likes to Play With Gender
“I’m a longtime reader who’s ready to play with gender more intentionally in my outfits, but I’m not sure what that looks like. Flannel? Button downs? Dresses? Obviously my first thought for who to look to for inspiration was Carol the dog.”
Welcome to Chez Carol
Here are the chic, homey and stylishly functional home goods I have picked out for Carol to fully outfit her West Hollywood bungalow in preparation for its inevitable Apartment Therapy spotlight.
Welcome to Carolstraddle!
Why not some Carol?
Migration Season
“At the start of migration season the ruby-throated hummingbird has only one goal in mind – she has to almost double her body weight, in order to survive a treacherous trip across the gulf of Mexico. At the start of migration season, the black-haired filmmaker has but one goal in mind: build a strong enough case to survive the gauntlet of work-visa processing.”
Lesbians in the Wild: Do These Birds Look Gay Trivia Quiz
“Identify the following gay looking birds.”
Team Pick: Before There Were LOLCats, There Was ‘PURRRRR!’
Cat lovers, we’ve got some very exciting news for you.
50 of the Gayest Nerdiest Things You Weirdos Named Your Pets
“Stewie’s full name is Kristen Stewart because, let’s face it, they look exactly alike.”
Also.Also.Also: Elderly Lesbian Penguins Will Strip You of All Cynicism and Other Stories for Your Situation
You need some links and I’ve got some links! SYMBIOTIC AS FUCK, YOU AND ME.
How Koko the Gorilla Describes Some Words Will Ruin You
From “death” to “ice cream,” Koko gets to the heart of it all.
Holigay Gift Guide 2016: Stocking Stuffers for the Cat (Lover) in Your Life
When shopping for gifts for your cat-loving friends, it’s best to keep that idea in mind and buy things that not only are for the cat-lover but are also for the cat.
Gorillas In The Mist: Rwandan Gorillas Discovered Lesbianing With Each Other
For the first time in recorded history, wild female gorillas were observed engaging in a series of lesbian sex acts including but not limited to “genital rubbing,” “mating calls” and the classic “making out for male attention.”
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: Revival, Reduce, Reuse!
I turned 30! I climbed a waterfall! I got a chance to feed a miniature pony a carrot but then a turkey stole it and ran away! I met my dead grandmother! Get inside and help me!
Life, Death and Surrender: It’s Hard to Know When It’s Time to Say Goodbye
On losing a pet, resilience and vulnerability, human frailty and animal intelligence, and everything that goes into saying goodbye.
7 Ways I’ve Compared My Pet Turtle to a Cat
“A year with a turtle, it seemed to me, was a perfectly acceptable short-term alternative to a cat – mostly because it wouldn’t make me want to scratch my eyes out of my face, but also because my general impression was that turtles are chill and low-maintenance while also being willing to react with affectionate enthusiasm towards their human captors.”
6 Animal Superpowers I Wish I Had
Obviously this plan is excellent and would definitely not end in disaster.
20 Pet Treats That Will Make Tails Wag and Kittens Purr
Today, we’re making some motherfucking treats for our motherfucking cats. Or dogs. I love dogs.
Trick or (Pet) Treat: A Halloween Costume Shopping Guide for Furry Friends
Enter at your own risk! Things are about to get adorable.
8 Videos About Bees You Could Be Watching Right Now
To prepare you for life on our radical separatist commune, duh.