Hey lesbos and lesbo-allies! You know that show Lezberado that Showtime does online? It’s like this girl, and she talks crazy about The L Word and herself, etc. Well, the old Lezberado is on the lam for killing a mobster’s wife, throwing Jenny in the pool, poisoning Mr. Piddles and announcing at a press conference that she could fly. So they had to find someone new. Do you like how I’m making this intro paragraph as long as possible? It’s ’cause I just had four shots of espresso and I’m in Los Angeles with Haviland and! also. also. also.
It’s me!
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Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.
OH NO EZGIRL. i wish they would have played “tina masturbates” in the background instead. you were ravishing.
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You’re really movin’ up in the webbernet arena. It’s awesome!
Sidenote: if you think you look like a muppet, you should meet my comp lit professor who looks just like Telly Monster from Seasame Street only, um, scholarly [?]. And, well, then there’s my high school French teacher who looks exactly like Big Bird/Andrew Jackson.
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Someone should hang your drawings in the Louvre next to the Mona Lisa. Or you could sell them on ebay and make millions!
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I have heard they are going to auction off all of the set contents of the L-Word! Check it out at ableauctions.ca
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Wow – congrats on making the Top 20 on YouTube’s Most Viewed Today. Col’ breakin’ thru da Blogosphere!
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maybe i should hire you to make videos making fun of me? sweet! thats what this is maybe?
word veri = nomolli = nom molly = thats what shane does
OH NO EZGIRL.
i wish they would have played “tina masturbates” in the background instead.
you were ravishing.
You’re really movin’ up in the webbernet arena. It’s awesome!
Sidenote: if you think you look like a muppet, you should meet my comp lit professor who looks just like Telly Monster from Seasame Street only, um, scholarly [?]. And, well, then there’s my high school French teacher who looks exactly like Big Bird/Andrew Jackson.
Someone should hang your drawings in the Louvre next to the Mona Lisa. Or you could sell them on ebay and make millions!
I have heard they are going to auction off all of the set contents of the L-Word! Check it out at ableauctions.ca
Wow – congrats on making the Top 20 on YouTube’s Most Viewed Today. Col’ breakin’ thru da Blogosphere!
maybe i should hire you to make videos making fun of me? sweet! thats what this is maybe?
word veri = nomolli = nom molly = thats what shane does