Autostraddle needs: 1. money, 2. people who know how to get more money. Businessey addy type people. Details inside.

More comment awards full of love and hilarity. And dirty, dirty bisexuals.

Emily Choo takes over the comment awards like Google takes over your life. Except Google doesn’t give you an award that makes you feel all shiny and gay inside. (or maybe that’s next?)

I made these awards for you with my fingertips. Actually you guys are the funny ones, so I guess you made your own awards.

This excerpt tells you that the author of this post wrote it entirely with one hand in a bowl of popcorn, would like to give awards to almost everyone but is slightly crazy and overworked like everyone else on this site/planet, and wishes we could all just get along.

Omg you are all so funny and smart and your hair is shiny, have an award or 10.

Build a wall of comment awards between us in our bed.

There is a surprise coming out story somewhere in the middle of this post. See if you can find it. Happy Friday! xoxoxo

Unofficial Sex Intern Julia reviews Curve Magazine’s Sex Issue with Jill & Cathy all up on the front. Also, Julia Voth on same-sexing in Bitch Slap, No Pants Dance, Vagina, 50 Sexiest Things from 2009, Broken, KY Jelly Intense works!, and Drew Barrymore retro.

It’s NSFW Sunday. Get your sex on with some bikini zone, sexy tumblrs sex/drugs/rocknroll, Sexuality 101 in Thailand, Twilight Dildos, Car Wash Butt, and Alice/Tasha, the Sex Blogger Calendar, and sex advice from people who live with their parents!

Have you all see the “Flesh” music video? There’s girls making out in it. Do you want to tell me how you feel about it or how I should feel about it? I think you do. also: sex ed video games, you’re lying about not having cybersex, vice versas, keeping your sex off facebook, female masturbation, and you know. other stuff of a sexual nature.

what do you not talk about when you talk about lesbian sex? DO YOU talk about lesbian sex? tell us! we’ll tell you, in the first of a possible series on real lesbian sex topics. also; kink, sex-positivity on tumblr, soul sista lesbo, that l word kissing montage, non-monogamy infographic, the velvet fist and more.

why don’t we do it in the bathtub?

This week on NSFW Sunday: sex writing, keeping your toys clean, and pretending you’re in Better Than Chocolate.

Straight women want to do you, naked models in boots, a topless Lilo situation, things that look like vaginas, Sex Blogger Calendar 2011, Suicide Girls horror! Are you still reading this? Did you have sex with a woman this week? You should write about it on the internet so we can link to it next Sunday!

Laura is back to bring you more of the best of lesbian tumblrs! Seriously they are very pretty! Also celebrate international pillow-fighting day, red state sex fetish, NSFW girl vs.girl and so much moar!

“I knew the proper words to say and the proper games to play, but still I went with her to a place I did not know, leaving no one behind to call for me, or to know into whose hands I had given myself.”

This week on NSFW Sunday: lesbian porn, female porn CEOs, and sleeping around in San Francisco.

This week on NSFW Sunday: orgasms, porn, and sexual expression.

This week on NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday: the Feminist Porn Awards, the ‘Curvy Girls’ erotica anthology, porn and e-readers, sexuality and online dating, and more!