“Met some friends for drinks after work. Too tipsy and sleepy to think about sex or masturbating tonight. Will rectify the masturbation-less week over the weekend. Or at least take another one of those magical sexy baths.”

Definitely don’t worry about it you’re fine everything’s gonna be fine.

“Forget all your ideas about what the person across the table from you might want until they tell you so you can actually listen when they do.”

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