It’s not gonna happen, buddy.

Capitalism! So neat!

Shane McCutcheon self-sabotages, Emily Fields co-depends, Cheryl Blossom is scared to commit — and a team of real live functional adult queer women are here to help.

“Life is hard enough, let me have this.”

What types of relationship situations or people are you often drawn to even though you know they’re bad for you and will destroy you?

“My armor was a smile, Santana’s was an insult. And bless her for it.”

“I like to think I’ve put my talking-back skills to great use as an adult who enjoys proving points and getting the last word and being right.”

“I think I’m willing to do this because I’m constantly aware that death awaits us all and I’m more inclined to want to heighten an experience if I can.”