The thought of a suppository didn’t exactly set my vulva ablaze, but I decided to keep an open mind and an open vagina.

“I can play with my chest and eat a peach while getting pounded.”

It’s time to normalize giving sex toys as gifts, and not just to partners. Everyone’s stuck at home anyway!

So you want to head into your local sex shop and find yourself something new or different. Maybe you want to get a partner or a friend a new friend of their very own! Let’s make this a lovely experience for everyone involved, shall we?

“If you like to be on top during penetrative sex but you’re by yourself, the Moody and some ingenuity plus quad strength could be your solution.”

Butt plugs and anal beads not on a string; these are a few of my favorite things.

I have never wanted to love a dildo as hard as I wanted to love the Fusion. (But I didn’t.)

Affordable, versatile, portable, waterproof — and also the cutest vibe I’ve ever seen.

So customers, even those who normally research toys to make sure they’re safe before buying, are giving business to companies producing unsafe toys rather than companies producing safe ones — over time, if left unchecked, this kind of trickery and douchebaggery could lead to the good toys actually increasing in price, thus widening the gap of who can and cannot afford them.

“Imagine the smooth, heavy sensation of glimmering, polished black Norwegian Moonstone against your G-spot: that’s the Laid Stone Dildo.”