Personally, I think it’s kind of f*cked up how decadent amaretti cookies are.

Any movie in which sisters reunite to kill bad boyfriends feels like Christmas to me, okay?

It’s time to normalize giving sex toys as gifts, and not just to partners. Everyone’s stuck at home anyway!

So, what do you get the person that already seems to own everything? Something weird, my pals!

Turn on all the lights in the house and come read about the Winchester Mystery House, haunted cabins, songs playing from beyond the veil, and our deeply unsurprising number of experiences with ghost cats.

It’s that time again! For the EPIC ENORMOUS gift guide in which all of us tell you what we want and then you go get the things for somebody else.

In which our loved ones have something to say about the words we write.

With Amish apple pie with streusel, the base ingredients are just so tasty that there’s really no bad way to combine them.

It’s everything we want this year! And probably a few things you want, too.

Or more accurately, Easter egg leftovers.

When you give the gift of reading, you’re giving two gifts — the book, and the gift of reading that you get from reading the book. Does that make sense?