It’s the second issue of the best little behind-the-scenes newsletter EVER.

“everyone act medium”

“what if autostraddle just became a mariah carey fansite”

“no one gives you a free personal pan pizza when you do something you really, really don’t want to do! we live in a crumbling society”

“i don’t care about this at all except i would like to request hot pictures of the lesbians involved for a feature”

“We were just kissing ON THE MOUTH and you wanna know if we are SISTERS?!”

Nicole you could run a PI office just for tracking down and interpreting the astrology of famous queers. Think about it.

“I passive aggressively liked it.”

“ANYWAY YEAH come get a scorpion!”

“just wanted to say i’m really loving the synchronicity and overall level of sexual tension on our homepage rn”

“i love it when middle age white women lose their shit and yell in lengthy monologues, too”

“can we call lesbian visibility day lesbian brigadoon”

“i do love that you are holding barefoot wine in that nervous breakdown picture”

“we’re naked the whole time but somehow it is not hot and more sad than anything else”

“also can you truly — in your true heart — think of a better headline than “i put a sheet mask on my cunt””

“for a second i was like…………….did i break this channel
with my confession”

“YES PUSSY IS ON THE LIST
omg”

“a new column called The Thrifty Tomboy and i talk about costco for 1,200 words
per day”

“WHY IMMEDIATELY FISTING”

btw we have some bonus Lesbian Kens in this post for you