Dog drama! A nipple piercing date! Immediate hookups! Here’s a thorough breakdown of the first four episodes of The Ultimatum: Queer Love.

Ellie and Joel meet up with brothers Henry and Sam to try to escape Kansas City and the wrath of Melanie Lynskey.

On the new season of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Brandi Glanville said a woman has “lesbian eyebrows,” prompting questions like: What are lesbian eyebrows? Do I have them?

On P-Valley, Mercedes once again has had the rug yanked out from under her by someone who professed to care. Plus updates from All Rise, The Chi, Roswell, New Mexico and For All Mankind.

“This is what the show is about. The show is about dating your exes, your friend’s exes, and your exes’ exes. That’s the topic of the program.”

“I never really wanted to move in there and be like, “Hey son,” you know? That’s my stepdad voice.”

Gird your loins, Bette and Tina are back in town! Meanwhile, Alice is getting cancelled, Finley and Carrie are walking up a moderate incline, Tess is dancing on her own, Shane’s got a big pitch, Sophie’s got a show to run and just like you, Dre loves Dani!

This is how it feels to come to art too late. It’s no longer an experience of immediate connection, but one of processing, of rewriting.

It’ll give comfort! It’ll give control! It’ll give rock star!! And who doesn’t want to feel like the main character when they’re blowing their partner’s back out!

Prime Video’s A League of Their Own series is finally here, and gayer than your wildest imagination.

It can maybe seem silly to “celebrate” Valentine’s Day — you’re together all the time! But that’s why it’s important to carve out some intentional time together and also shake things up from your daily routine.

“Color coordinating the bat to the suit is iconiccccc dyke behavior.”

I hate cooking, but I love to eat!

In today’s Generation Q Episode 307 recap, we’ve got Fletcher’s album release party, Carrie adopting Finley and taking her bowling, Tom rescuing a kitten from a vent in Alice’s office, Dani and Dre getting their sexual tension on and so much more!

Being self-conscious was my entire personality back then, wondering who around me might find me unattractive and why. The port under my skin felt like an obvious answer.

We’re heading for the love getaway with SO much drama at lesbian karaoke! Everybody is making questionable romantic choices and it is a THRILL to witness!

I have to start by getting this out: “Fuck your ex. FUCK THEM.” You are not to blame.