Forget your ridiculous national championships, Natalie’s on a search to crown the best first on-screen kiss.

Five years later, things are still exactly the same in Rosewood, PA.

Emily almost gets some action but then discovers the girl she’s wooing doesn’t have a TV and calls the whole thing off.

Ali hosts a dinner party with the hope of rooting out Charlotte’s killer. Meanwhile, Emily is dying.

2017 was the best of times and the worst of times. LOL JK it was the absolute worst of times. But the queer TV was pretty good.

Camille gets a kind of girlfriend on Stitchers, Maggie’s got her eyes on a barista on Younger, and The Bold Type kicks off with a lesbian subplot and a welcome dive into Feminism 101.

Also: Maggie gets in more trouble in the bath on Younger, and The Fosters talks about trans sex and abortions without apologizing.

Unlike Orange Is the New Black, Queen Sugar’s approach to Black Lives Matter storytelling works because it doesn’t resort to excessive violence or torture porn to make its point.

Also: Annalise Keating in a suit! And: American Horror Story, what in the world?

Does Annaliese Keating have a new gal pal? Maybe! Arizona Robbins, however, has none. None gal pals. Tara’s still alive on The Walking Dead, the Shannara gays are still gayin’, and Sarah Paulson gets her revenge on American Horror Story: Cult.

Plus: Queen Sugar has a “perfect man” problem, and Maggie’s best ever episode of Younger.

There aren’t many new lesbian, bisexual, trans, or queer characters on fall TV, but there are a few; and a handful of returning favorites.

Pretty Little Prom is a Pretty Little Disaster.

Also: Jen Richards and Angelica Ross join Laverne Cox on Doubt, Queen Sugar keeps getting it right, and Josh sleeps with Maggie’s straight girl on Younger.

Aria asks Emily to prom and she says no!

Everyone wants to live in the garage!

Queer women continue to be mostly background noise on TV this year, Valerie Anne has some thoughts about that final episode of Black Sails, Gina Rodriguez is Carmen Sandiego, and that episode of Survivor.

The kickass queer, feminist, supernatural horror western that stole our hearts last year is finally on Netflix. Get caught up before season two starts in June!

“Sorry I was tripping balls at your birthday party and almost got everyone killed with a t-shirt cannon.”

It’s a dark world, but there’s hope in stories, including lesbians on shows like “The Handmaid’s Tale,” “The Good Fight,” and “Imposters,” an epic miniseries about the LGBT rights movement and a non-binary character on “Billions.”