QUIZ: Which Kristen Stewart Movie Character Are You?

If you recently perused the instant classic “Every Kristen Stewart Movie, Ranked,” it may have left you wondering — but wait, what about me? Which Kristen Stewart Movie am I?

Which Kristen Stewart Movie Character Are You?


































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38 Comments

  1. I also got Valentine. From what I remember about that movie, it’s one of those movies that just ends. Like, there’s no resolution, or climax. It just ends and you’re like, that was it?

    Also, the hardest question was definitely pick a homoerotic film because I love literally every one of those choices. (I went with Desperately Seeking Susan, in case anyone was wondering.)

  2. “Your Sabina from Charlie’s Angels! Thank you for being so hot!”
    Not sure if I can live up to that, but I have the hot mess part down perfectly!
    Also I watched that movie for the first time 2 days ago, this feels very affirming -or is it just the ehh, afterglow rubbing off in the quiztions?

  3. I was thinking as I was pressing the submit button about how Kristen Stewart is more the type I’m attracted to than the type I am, and maybe that’s why I got quintessential Stewart before coming into her own, Bella Swan.

  4. I’m Snow White. Considering how often my mom tells me to eat enough meat because I’m pale I think it’s fitting.

    And I picked the redwood thing for the wedding. Not sure if they allow pagan weddings on a catholic site but I really like the trees!

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