If you didn’t make it into A-Camp, there’s still a bright beaming ray of sunshine on your horizon and it’s called B-Camp! BRING YOUR OWN PROPS AND HAIR CRIMPER.

Someone thinks Margaret Cho outed John Travolta, Fastrack thinks kids should come out, Ángeles Álvarez thinks lesbian politicians should come out, and now that Jason Collins is out, Andy West thinks everyone should come out.

Oh you thought only one person at a time could be a Calendar Girl? Think again — Joanna is an Olympic paleo CrossFit nerd and Mary will help you move and train your dolphin.

Brittany is a caring nurse on her way to the top and a gymnast with a penchant for handstands. You’d better be able to throw a football!

Mollie is a voice for Marriage Equality, she’s starting a nonprofit to promote positive visibility of the LGBT community and she has an interesting tattoo. Oh, yeah, and she’s pretty smokin’ too.

Welcome to the first of four fantastic recamps of May 2013 A-Camp. In this fascinating installment, we’ll detail the very first moments of our time together on the mountain and also bears.

“I’m gonna support the SHIT outta you.” (Also, a Lilith Flair playlist!)

Long Island City’s artists are having a party and you’re invited.

Jade likes Just Dance, reading and eating tacos! Also, she’s blazing hot. Happy May!

“I shoulda bought this chicken a drink first.”

The Top 10 Most Popular Autostraddle Posts of 2012, 2012’s Most-Commented-Upon Posts, Top Search Terms and so much more!

Gilligan’s Island would have been a lot more interesting with Miss April as Ginger.

Miss March will talk with you about gender, serenade you at karaoke, and introduce you to her talented turtle! All while not wearing a top.

1,000 of you placed votes for the hottest most amazing queer women in the universe and now it’s time to announce the 100 winners of the 2012 Autostraddle Hot 100!

Meet Miss February! Stephanie has feelings about sweets, softball and ATM fees. You’ll get along swimmingly.

It’s the first recap of our amazing five days at A-Camp — read all about Pre-Camp (which is like preschool but for the team) and the day everybody arrived on the mountain trauma-free!

Let’s celebrate Canada Day with all the other Canadians!

The revelation of the 2013 Autostraddle Calendar Girls begins with Morgan!

It’s December. It’s cold outside but Miss December can heat things up. Except this calendar was shot in Los Angeles and it’s actually not very cold there right now, or ever.

This is the day all your dreams come true, if your dream is to be an Autostraddle calendar girl.