This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily went on a date with one of the numerous pretty lesbians in the Niagra Falls area.

13 Lesbian Conversations About the Same Thing.

“All this whispering and sneaking around has the effect of making the Liars seem like they’re all in secret lesbian relationships with each other.”

fame! i wanna live forever, i wanna know how to fly FAME! i wanna live forever, except this episode i have to go to a funeral.

If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.

This week on Glee, Glee Club has to face its toughest challenge yet: a bear attack. In the woods!

Let’s waste more time reading this than we already did watching the episode

PROM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN TO YOU IN ALL OF LIFE. This week, we join the Glee students as they experience their junior prom and hit each other in the face.

Hearts are warmed, words are yelled, hugs are hugged, lips are kissed — it’s “All Em, all the time.”

The only thing that would’ve made it more lesbiany is if there had been a lesbian in it, or if Brittany and Santana had made out.

EMILY CAN OPEN HER OWN DAMN DOOR

Talk about speed-dating.

How did Emily get Paige’s photo on her cell-phone is what I want to know.

This episode is the reason you’re watching Skins US

Santana joins an unprecedented number of queer teens on TV right now, and looks damn good doing it.

This week on The Lesbian Parts of Pretty Little Liars, Emily’s family has Maya over for dinner which makes Dad laugh and Mom cry.

Thought Gwyneth Paltrow maxed out her musical mojo in the classic Huey Lewis Karaoke-themed film “Duets”? THINK AGAIN, GLEEKSTER.

It’s the last episode of Lip Service. Who will fingerbang? Who will win the immunity idol? Who will wear a cute rugby shirt and fuck on the kitchen counter? Who will walk sadly through the streets of Glasgow in the misty darkness? Who will drink before sunset? All those answers and more, inside.

Episode 109 of The Real L Word is THE LAST EPISODE OF THE REAL L WORD. Dinah Shore happens, other things happen OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

This recap is late because I wanted to wait and see if Whitney & Romi’s sex scene would tip the balance in our favor in the Prop 8 Trial. Mission accomplished. JK THIS EPISODE OF THE REAL L WORD WAS SO WEIRD.