Results for: no fucks to give
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The Week of the Gossip Girl Threesome, Lady Gaga & Hot Criminal Minds
Our resident Televisionary is out of town, but we still have tons of opinions on the past week of TV! I mean, Gossip Girl had a threesome AND Lady Gaga, we can’t just put that on hold.
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The Week The World Discovered the Awesomeness of Gay Halloween
On this week’s televisionary, Carlytron accidentally takes some nice pills and is temporarily less snarky than normal. Journey with us as we delve into the gay Halloweens and implausible storylines of the Office, Parks and Recreation, Ugly Betty, Community, Gossip Girl, FlashForward, and Grey’s Anatomy.
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The Week Dollhouse Returned & All the Wrong People Had Sex on Television
Carlytron yells at Grey’s Anatomy (again), wonders why she still watches Heroes, wonders why YOU aren’t watching Dollhouse, and gives you her Tron’s eye view on Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, Saturday Night Live, and more.
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America’s Best Dance Crew Loses Team Gay, Weeds Ends With a Nosedive, Top Chef Can’t Win With Pasta Salad
Kirsten Wiig! Vogue Evolution! Lesbian sex!
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Real L Word Los Angeles: Your Predictions, Hopes & Dreams for Reality Lesbian Show
We asked you to tell us what you want to see on The L Word’s new reality spinoff — here’s your answers, from sippy cups to Betty to crack in the writer’s meetings … !
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True Blood’s Lesbian Vampire Queen, Nurse Jackie’s Overdose, & Weeds’ Questionable Makeup Choices
Nurse Jackie says goodbye for the season, Weeds gets even weirder, and True Blood has lesbian sex! Plus America’s Best Dance Crew recap and the hot girl of the week. With extra extra funny.
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True Blood Ends Underwhelmingly, Glee Begins Showmantically, Hot Girls Outlast the VMAs
Patrick Swayze died! But Glee is great still, Alex talks about the VMAs, and Tinkerbell shares with you about important social issues of our time.
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Top Chef Challenges Lesbian Contestant, Kim Stolz Asks “Where Are the F*cking Women?”
Evan Rachel Wood will be a blood-sucking lesbian, maybe. Ted Kennedy sponsored a number of LGBT and human rights bills. Tori Amos has feelings about Lady Gaga.
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Autostraddle’s Big Gay Fall 2009 TV Preview: Get Ready to LOL!
Glee, Modern Family, Community, The Fall Television Gay Conspiracy, Beautiful Life, THREE RIVERS (why shane, why?), Stargate Universe, More Fall Television excitement than anyone CAN POSSIBLY HANDLE!, Spartacus, and so much more!
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Glee Drinking Game … And Live Blog!
Glee Drinking Game … and tonight, the GLEE LIVEBLOG OF THE CENTURY
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Mad Men Returns With Homosexual Conduct (Almost), Weeds Weds, True Blood is Topless & Better off Ted Ends (For Now)
America’s Best Dance Crew, True Blood, Weeds, Intervention, Mad Men, Toddlers & Tiaras, Drop Dead Diva, My Life on the D-List, and the Hot Girl of the Week.
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Weeds Goes Gay, True Blood Gets Hypnotized and Nurse Jackie Hits the Pill-O-Matix: Televisionary
So much excitement we had to split up the Televisionary into two this week! So this is part one for “scripted” TV shows, with recaps of Weeds THE LESBIAN KISS EPISODE, Nurse Jackie, Drop Dead Diva and True Blood. And also, your Hot Girl of the week is ALL THAT. Also Zoey is our favorite.
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A Tuesday Televisionary of Epic Proportions: Every Show Ever Including True Blood, Intervention, Masterchef Australia, Gimme Sugar & Weeds
The entire team pitches in to recap True Blood, Ten Things I Hate About You, Masterchef Australia, Intervention, Nurse Jackie, Weeds, Gimme Sugar, Ruby Rose’s new project “The 7 PM Project,”
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Tuesday Televisionary: A Very Busy TV Week with Drop Dead Diva, Intervention, Better off Ted, True Blood, Extra Hot Girls & More!
“Vampire sex on the bloody deathbed of a flapper wannabe who is still gushing from her neck?! This is why I watch this show, Allan! Thank you!” (and also: Nurse Jackie, Weeds, My Life on the D List, Intervention, Drop Dead Diva, 10 Things I Hate About You, Better off Ted, and TWO Hot Girls of the week)
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Autostraddle Presents: “The L Word WTF?!” Video Part #1
“THE MUSIC BEGINS! And THEN! Bam!! -Max feels the baby kick BAM! – it’s Henry’s back fucking Tina – the music rises and BAM-BAM – Kit’s jive talking BAM! The Nanny gives Angus a Blow Job BAM! Jenny with the paper dolls–“
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Sweet Sweet Charlene of Logo’s “Gimme Sugar”: The Autostraddle Interview
“You have to break the shell, be okay with who you are regardless of the cameras and know that there’s someone out there who’s gonna relate to you. There’s no character space so if you’re not yourself that shuts off the whole reason for reality TV. Especially when it’s something about lesbians — that’s for everyone, even for gay boys, we’re fighting for visibility.”
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In Honor of NYC Pride, The L Word RECAP Returns with (15% of) Episode 211: “Loud & Proud”
If you forget the whole child-rape-flashback thing, the Papa Porter dying thing, the Helena-wasting-time-Tina-could-be-with-Bette thing, the paper-dolls/Baruch Atah LaLa Hoolehay Heeyhoooo thing, the Marc pantsing himself thing (when he really should just write “fuck me” on his chest) and the Jenny/Random Elder thing, Loud and Proud is one of the series’ best episodes. Let me rephrase this: if “The L Word” was “The Dana & Alice Show,” Loud and Proud would be one of THAT show’s best episodes.
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Weeds Gets Weird, Nurse Jackie Unravels, and True Blood Holds Off on War (For Now) on this week’s Tuesday Televisionary
True Blood, Nurse Jackie, Weeds, Defying Gravity, America’s Best Dance Crew, Intervention, The 2009 Teen Choice Awards, So You Think You Can Dance, My Life on the D-List, Drop Dead Diva, Toddlers & Tiaras,
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Live from Australia: Things I Don’t Understand About “The L Word” (or “Crystal Loves Papi”)
“See … I’m a little behind regarding the going-ons of this show because ’til just last year, I hadn’t even seen it. Some could say that makes me a lousy lesbian but in my defense, Australian free TV only aired the first season which’s why “this train’s running so late for lezzie town.””
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Autostraddle Presents “The L Word: WTF!!?” Video Part #2
“THE MUSIC BEGINS! And THEN! Bam!! – Max punches Tom BAM! – Catherine’s f*cking Helena with the cash – the music rises and BAM-BAM – Gomey says you can’t get up in there BAM! The Nanny gives Angus a Blow Job BAM!”