This week on Glee, everything ended. Because it was the last episode of the season. There will be more episodes next season though. So don’t worry about it. Also this episode was weird, so.

We’re talking Betty and Kate, baby cannolis, Valentine’s Day soldier sex romps and dead bodies.

This week on Glee everyone dressed up in spandex and rubbed themselves all over each other. Well, that’s partly true.

This week on Glee, the cool kids came back and sang songs and everybody got ready to embarrass themselves at sectionals and Carrie Bradshaw had a kiki!

It’s getting even scarier than usual this week in Rosewood even though I can’t seem to accurately identify anyone’s costumes. Don’t worry though, Paige wears a tuxedo the whole time.

Paige in a vest. Paige being reasonable. Paige getting mad. Paige getting bullied. Paige crying. This week’s Pretty Little Liars was all about Paige. Plus my predictions for the BetrAyal!

Emily does a lot of kissing in this episode. Some of it is good. Some of it is awkward.

In which new characters are introduced, Santana has to be photoshopped in and Kate Hudson wears nothing but lingerie for 44 minutes.

This week on The Real L Word, some people fell in love and some people yelled at each other and some people can be content playing bingo and paying rent!

Despite the abrupt departures of the two central characters, this season turned out to be pretty great. We need a season 3, please!

This week’s episode of Glee was all about props! Not like congratulations, but actual physical stuff. Like fake knives and emotionally vulnerable back-up singers.

In Episode 203, Lip Service is mostly back to its old self. But quick, name the central character! You had to think for a minute, right?

Lip Service Season Two kicks off with lots of sex, drama, bad ideas, good ideas, drugs, hot new roommates, eyeliner and haircuts!

Things get really intense in Episode Two of Lip Service Season Two. Didn’t this show used to be fizzy and fun?

In which Spencer makes some confusing sock choices, creepy dolls are revealed to be creepy and I give my final predictions for the season finale.

Glee, how long ’til your soul gets it right? Can any human being ever reach that kind of light?

This week on Pretty Little Liars, a lesbian couple made out on an actual bed!

This week on Glee, a bunch of characters do things their characters would never do and the writers try to make us care by almost killing everybody. Awesome!

Pretty Little Liars returned with their much anticipated (by me) winter premiere. Also there’s a girlfight!

SPOILER ALERT! Nobody kissed a girl.