This week on Glee, a bunch of characters do things their characters would never do and the writers try to make us care by almost killing everybody. Awesome!

Have yourself a Very Trippy Christmas, ’cause these kids sure did!

25% OMG AWESOME and 75% YAWN.

SPOILER ALERT: Finn Hudson is a golden god!!!!!!

SPOILER ALERT! Nobody kissed a girl.

Who Run The World? (Brittany!)

Who has sex with their socks on? Watch this episode of Glee to find out!

The closer this show gets to Girl-on-Girl Culture, the better it will be. It hasn’t quite gotten there yet.

Oh Santana! Oh! Don’t you cry for me, I’ve come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee!

There’s a strong possibility that in the afterlife, your straight girl crush could stroke your hair.

In which Emily licks her in the front and pokes her in the rear. Well, not exactly. I just wanted to say that.

Guess who’s back? Glee is back. Glee is back. Back again. Glee is back. Tell a friend. Glee is back Glee is back Glee is back.

“Wow. You’re evil. You’re EVIL! You’re lying and you’re EVIL!”

90 minutes of sweet sweet homogay and psychological angst.

Who wants to tell the truth about gay bullying? Who wants to get their head shoved into a swimming pool? Are eyes the windows to your soul, or are they just things you look out of while scary music plays?

Another captivating episode of that weird reality show about lesbians. This week everyone goes on a field trip but none of those field trips are roller derby.

The good news is that my recap is done / “I wish instead of being this show, this show was a re-run of Friends”

The Real L Word returns with even more drinking and slightly less sperm and no Francine whatsoever.

Did you know that in Argentina, this show is advertised as “the show for women that every man will want to watch”?

Second verse, same as the first, but a little bit louder and a much less worse.