Studies show reality tv makes girls more competitive and appearance-focused and I just read a book about reality TV so I have a lot of things to share with you.

Oh Santana! Oh! Don’t you cry for me, I’ve come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee!

There’s a strong possibility that in the afterlife, your straight girl crush could stroke your hair.

In which Emily licks her in the front and pokes her in the rear. Well, not exactly. I just wanted to say that.

While in The UK, I consumed three years of the Sophie and ultimately Sian storyline in three days and to be honest I sort of miss them now.

Guess who’s back? Glee is back. Glee is back. Back again. Glee is back. Tell a friend. Glee is back Glee is back Glee is back.

This week on The Real L Word, everybody cried because everybody hurts, sometimes.

“Wow. You’re evil. You’re EVIL! You’re lying and you’re EVIL!”

90 minutes of sweet sweet homogay and psychological angst.

“I will give you 24 hours to return that witch to me. And if you don’t I will personally eat, f*ck and kill all three of you.”

Who wants to tell the truth about gay bullying? Who wants to get their head shoved into a swimming pool? Are eyes the windows to your soul, or are they just things you look out of while scary music plays?

Another captivating episode of that weird reality show about lesbians. This week everyone goes on a field trip but none of those field trips are roller derby.

There are so many girls on the television this season! Autostraddle has your guide to the best new fall shows and where to find the queers.

The “Bert and Ernie Get Married” movement has begun with a petition, a facebook group, and press buzz and I’m not gonna lie — hell no I am not signing that petition.

“The Teen Choice Awards are pretty long, but I’ll do my best to cover the gay/funny/awesome parts.”

The good news is that my recap is done / “I wish instead of being this show, this show was a re-run of Friends”

The Real L Word returns with even more drinking and slightly less sperm and no Francine whatsoever.

Did you know that in Argentina, this show is advertised as “the show for women that every man will want to watch”?

The one where nearly every single member of the Team discusses some of the best (Golden Girls) and most questionable (Grey’s Anatomy) TV shows out on DVD.

Second verse, same as the first, but a little bit louder and a much less worse.