This week Paige and Emily have a sleepover and Spencer does her very best to spank Mona. You don’t really want to miss this.

“First of all, Ali Liebert, let me just repeat that you need to stop making these faces or I will not have a goddamned heart left.”

Just in time for this week’s episode of Glee, I finally recap last week’s episode of Glee!

This week on Glee, the “lesbian blogging community” was publicly shamed for being TOTALLY AWESOME. Also, Rachel sang some songs and there was a bit of dancing.

This week on Glee, all the men took their shirts off and all of the women kept their shirts on!

This week on Glee, the cool kids came back and sang songs and everybody got ready to embarrass themselves at sectionals and Carrie Bradshaw had a kiki!

“What is so difficult and simultaneously interesting about this narrative is that it is not a far-fetched horror story.”

“Get ready to do meta-reality somersaults about sci fi, chihuahua tossing, and Russian literature.”

It’s getting even scarier than usual this week in Rosewood even though I can’t seem to accurately identify anyone’s costumes. Don’t worry though, Paige wears a tuxedo the whole time.

In which Brittana faces the reality of a long distance relationship and we all cry.

This week on Glee everyone dressed up in spandex and rubbed themselves all over each other. Well, that’s partly true.

In which Santana Lopez returns and everybody screams for grease lightnin’.

It’s the mid-season finale of Pretty Little Liars! Emily kicks some ass, the betrAyer is revealed and I say “I told you so.” Well sort of.

Only 48 hours until the premiere of Season 2!

This week on The Real L Word, some people fell in love and some people yelled at each other and some people can be content playing bingo and paying rent!

It’s the Breaking Bad Downton Abbey Game Of Thrones Mad Men Modern Family Awards!

Emily does a lot of kissing in this episode. Some of it is good. Some of it is awkward.

Paige in a vest. Paige being reasonable. Paige getting mad. Paige getting bullied. Paige crying. This week’s Pretty Little Liars was all about Paige. Plus my predictions for the BetrAyal!

This week on “The Real L Word,” everybody got married to dolphins!

This week on Glee, everybody sang especially loud and Carrie Bradshaw did Lea Michele’s hair!