This week on Glee, everybody danced around to all of my favorite songs!

It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.

It’s the long awaited season finale of Pretty Little Liars! Questions are answered (sort of), Red Coat is reveled, Spencer goes pantless and Rosewood has a new lesbian couple!

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily finally released some of her pent-up rage and Spencer makes the grossest pickle smoothie I’ve ever seen. I wish that was a euphemism.

This week was “DIVA” week, which means Santana Lopez was back in full force and none of the new kids really had any lines.

This week on Glee, Quinn discovered how nice it is to slow-dance with Santana.

This week on Bomb Girls, Betty McActuallyGerman wants to know if you are ready to rumble, and almost everyone needs to take a serious look at their lives and choices.

This week on Bomb Girls, half of my early season predictions came true, and there was hardcore lesbian kissing!

This week on Glee someone brings a gun, everyone cries and Rachel Berry is nowhere to be found.

This week on Bomb Girls and arguably the best episode of the show thus far, we discover that Betty did not, in fact, get pickles, and Gladys can sing, too?

In which Ali and Emily fantasize about going to Paris together and Spencer finally figures out what’s behind the A-key door.

This week on “Glee,” everybody played dress-up and some people cried and some people yelled at each other and some people were gay and had pillows.

In which “American Horror Story” and the intrepid lesbian Lana Winters end with a bang.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily gets majorly jealous of Paige as we’re introduced to a brand new lesbian character.

This week on Pretty Little Liars some casual stalking leads one of our Liars all the way to a lesbian bar! No, for real!

This week on Glee, everything ended. Because it was the last episode of the season. There will be more episodes next season though. So don’t worry about it. Also this episode was weird, so.

We’re talking Betty and Kate, baby cannolis, Valentine’s Day soldier sex romps and dead bodies.

Bam! Season 2 has begun. This episode is called “The Quickening”, maybe for how quickly time has flown by since the end of last season. Kidding! It felt like forever and I wanted to die.

This week on Glee, a straight girl fell in love with a gay guy and the sky turned bright blue and so did everybody’s outfits!

In which Emily cooks Paige kale and Spencer finally figures out that her boyfriend is a psychopath.