WE KNOW, BETTE. WE KNOW!

They have one of those classic couple fights, the one that is like “what do you want?” “I wanted x” “fine, I’ll do X” “No I don’t want that anymore.”

Peacock’s new “re-imagining” of Showtime’s “Queer as Folk” is brimming with promise, exuberance and sex that is both groundbreaking and incredibly hot — and what I found myself wanting from the show was simply more of it.

Plus updates on Mythic Quest, All American Homecoming, The Sex Lives of College Girls, and peep the photo that made Natalie ask, “Is this too risque for our website?”

Zendaya proves that she’s the best actor of her generation. She also proves that an actor with mediocre writing is still an actor with mediocre writing.

Plus updates on 9-1-1, The Rookie: Feds, Queen Sugar, All American, Station 19 and Survivor!

Max finds family that she never knew she could ask for, Greta learns to be vulnerable, and the Peaches get to say arguably the most iconic five words in sports cinematic history.

Villanelle kisses Villanelle-Jesus, Hot Helene sucks Eve’s fingers and then engages in some lite burnplay, and I am simply PERSPIRING.

We’re going from supersized to bite-sized as the new one hour format is here to stay! What isn’t cut for time is the queens sharing their queer trauma in the work room.

Euphoria really is just three montages in a trench coat pretending to be a TV show.

Plus updates on Roswell, New Mexico; For All Mankind, All Rise, P-Valley, and more!

The first season also had a healthy dose of bisexual chaos.

Lottie is officially the show’s Cassandra, Shauna’s dreaming of giving birth to a rotisserie chicken, and Taissa and Van go skinnydipping in the lake!

In the Season One finale, Max starts a new beginning and the Peaches meet the Blue Sox in the World Series.

And updates on: Harlem! Truth Be Told! How I Met Your Father! Fantasy Island! The Watchful Eye! And more!

The Boys sidesteps a harmful queer trope but only after sidelining their only queer woman for the season and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

Black queer people are in this community. Trans queer people are in this community. And we deserve to get lost in a good time, too. We deserve fun, messy, sexy storylines. Just as much as any cis white woman over 50.

To roughly quote Lady Bird: “You’re not gonna get in a car with a guy who texts, are ya?” Alas, she does.

“If Shane asked me to go to couple’s therapy, I’d be like, “We don’t even know each other, but if this is what it takes to get you into a therapist’s office, absolutely, let’s do it.”

Plus updates on: 4400, Hightown, Queens, The Sex Lives of College Girls, Legacies, Nancy Drew, and NCIS: Hawai’i!