This week on Glee, the cool kids came back and sang songs and everybody got ready to embarrass themselves at sectionals and Carrie Bradshaw had a kiki!

In which Santana Lopez returns and everybody screams for grease lightnin’.

This week on The Real L Word, some people fell in love and some people yelled at each other and some people can be content playing bingo and paying rent!

This week on “The Real L Word,” everybody got married to dolphins!

This week on Glee, everybody sang especially loud and Carrie Bradshaw did Lea Michele’s hair!

This week on The Real L Word, everybody went to Dinah Shore and talked about each other to each other!

This week on The Real L Word, everybody is still at Dinah Shore playing golf, making out with each other or talking shit about each other or catching feelings. Who killed Rosie Larsen? This episode won’t answer that question.

This week on “The Real L Word,” various lesbians sat at tables and talked to each other!

This week on The Real L Word, everyone fought about stupid shit and something terrible happened and there was a lot of crying.

This week on The Real L Word, I took a long nap, Kiyomi drank too much, Whitney popped the question and Amanda inhaled toxic paint fumes.

This week on Glee, Brittany had a mental breakdown and ate a lot of Cheese Puffs. Sponsored by Crayola.

This week on The Real L Word, Romi and Dusty reunited, Whitney and Sara visited Connecticut, Amanda went to a dinner party in New York with Kiyomi and Somer couldn’t make it! Hijinks ensue!

This week on Glee, Kurt’s gold pants won and everybody else lost.

This week on Glee, Finn nailed himself to the cross and everybody wore really pretty dresses.

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana did some mouth-to-mouth.

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana made a sex tape and we didn’t even get to see it!

This week on Glee, Margaret Thatcher dog ate my heart and Blaine’s brother smiled with his eyes and Santana had two lines.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, a lesbian couple made out on an actual bed!

In which Emily calls Maya at least 5,000 times and Spencer gets sloshed.

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way from Quinn’s first cigarette to this storyline’s last dying day