This week on Glee, everybody competed in a big contest and some people won and some people lost and other people ate pudding for dinner with forks!

This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!

“She’s hoping to find out who killed Nan, which is a waste of spell if you ask me. There are like, four other people in the house with you, girl. One of them is crying and the other is playing a theremin. Do the math!”

Don’t worry, Tom. It’s a lesbian thing.

Bo comes home, Tamsin grows up and Lauren and Betty McRae have the most awkward post-sex process ever.

In which Santana doesn’t kiss any girls but she does wear a series of sexy outfits and boss everyone around while holding adorable puppies.

Let’s take a little trip down memory lane by retro-recapping the Dinah Shore episode, in which the lesbians also take a trip down memory lane, which makes this recap very meta.

In this episode, we, for no explainable reason, go back in time to the 1940s. But Emily and Paige “climb trees,” so I’m fine with it.

There is no tradition more time-honored than playing the role of a random New Yorker who discovers a corpse in Central Park on an episode of Law and Order.

This episode involved my two worst fears: fucking with teeth and being on a date with someone who would wear a long-sleeve polo shirt.

“That’s right — the characters on this show abusing their power has become so commonplace that I am now desensitized and can only think of denim.”

Let’s face it, that’s all that we care about.

The truth is that Carmen and Papi are Latina characters who perpetuated sweeping generalizations about Latin@ Folks and ultimately made matters worse.

This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!

The only way I’d ever be interested in watching any of these stupid shows would be if their female characters were upgraded from subplots to the main event. Actually that would be AWESOME.

This week on Glee, Blaine and Kurt got a lot of face time with each other’s faces/feelings, and Rachel went a little Shosh on us.

Welcome to L Word Week on Autostraddle!

The episode where we finally see the EzrA lair!

“Yoda needs to give me some better advice or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up.”

To be honest the only football teams I’ve ever cared about were in Dillon, Texas.