Peacock’s polyamorous dating show Couple to Throuple got two things right: Ash and Maximo.

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Queer teens, a zombie killer, and one very disturbed set of twins. Check out our favorite queer TV characters of 2023!

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Eve vents to a stranger about her ex (Villanelle) and Villanelle seeks therapy about her ex (Eve). Tbh, Villanelle and Eve should do couples therapy.

Villanelle kisses Villanelle-Jesus, Hot Helene sucks Eve’s fingers and then engages in some lite burnplay, and I am simply PERSPIRING.

Miranda’s got the hots for her professor, Rose York-Goldenblatt will NOT be wearing a dress, and Sara Ramirez baby!

It’s Yuletide in July! Our runaway witches are trapped in the Marshal Manor so they take a break from fighting to celebrate Yule.

“Hattie and Ida are… TOGETHER… IN MATCHING SWEATS… BADLY SINGING JODECI AND LAUGHING and if you saw a cuter lesbian moment on television this week, no you didn’t.”

As a queer TV critic for over a decade, I have seen a LOT of stupid queer deaths. Here are 15 of the stupidest.

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Hattie enrolls in the academy of Get Some Thick Skin and Grow TF Up, we learn that sharing criticism of your girlfriend’s writing in bed is what hot mean femmes do best.

Even Euphoria High’s theatre department has no rules. These kids WILL perform the second act of Into the Woods. These kids WILL sing “Contact” during their production of Rent.

WILDMOORE HIVE, MOUNT UP!

Sara accidentally disappears her wife, while Spooner, Astra, and Gideon are in a race against time to save the Legends.

Sara and Ava try to honeymoon, Zari tries to solve the mysteries of the universe, and Spooner and Astra try to fix human Gideon.

“I just want to say, I know that this woman is supposed to be from Kansas City — and that’s actually a personal attack on me.”

The show’s Halloween episode delivers horror, humor, queerness, and — most importantly — A CALIGULA SIGHTING.