This week on Pretty Little Liars, a lesbian couple made out on an actual bed!

In which Emily calls Maya at least 5,000 times and Spencer gets sloshed.

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way from Quinn’s first cigarette to this storyline’s last dying day

This week on Glee, a bunch of characters do things their characters would never do and the writers try to make us care by almost killing everybody. Awesome!

Everyone on Pretty Little Liars has issues with their dads. Too bad no one channeled that anger in to a halfway decent outfit.

Have yourself a Very Trippy Christmas, ’cause these kids sure did!

Pretty Little Liars returned with their much anticipated (by me) winter premiere. Also there’s a girlfight!

25% OMG AWESOME and 75% YAWN.

SPOILER ALERT: Finn Hudson is a golden god!!!!!!

SPOILER ALERT! Nobody kissed a girl.

This week on TV, everyone is doing things that make them both excited and uncomfortable. Check out our recaps of Parks and Recreation, Community and Big Bang Theory.

Who Run The World? (Brittany!)

Who has sex with their socks on? Watch this episode of Glee to find out!

The closer this show gets to Girl-on-Girl Culture, the better it will be. It hasn’t quite gotten there yet.

Wil Wheaton returned to Big Bang Theory. Parks and Rec was SO good and “Community was perfect. I don’t even want to talk about it because everyone should just watch it and be amazed and in awe and kiss Dan Harmon in the mouth.”

Oh Santana! Oh! Don’t you cry for me, I’ve come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee!

There’s a strong possibility that in the afterlife, your straight girl crush could stroke your hair.

In which Emily licks her in the front and pokes her in the rear. Well, not exactly. I just wanted to say that.

Guess who’s back? Glee is back. Glee is back. Back again. Glee is back. Tell a friend. Glee is back Glee is back Glee is back.

This week on The Real L Word, everybody cried because everybody hurts, sometimes.