In which Ali and Emily fantasize about going to Paris together and Spencer finally figures out what’s behind the A-key door.

This week on “Glee,” everybody played dress-up and some people cried and some people yelled at each other and some people were gay and had pillows.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily gets majorly jealous of Paige as we’re introduced to a brand new lesbian character.

This week on Pretty Little Liars some casual stalking leads one of our Liars all the way to a lesbian bar! No, for real!

This week on Glee, everything ended. Because it was the last episode of the season. There will be more episodes next season though. So don’t worry about it. Also this episode was weird, so.

We’re talking Betty and Kate, baby cannolis, Valentine’s Day soldier sex romps and dead bodies.

Bam! Season 2 has begun. This episode is called “The Quickening”, maybe for how quickly time has flown by since the end of last season. Kidding! It felt like forever and I wanted to die.

This week on Glee, a straight girl fell in love with a gay guy and the sky turned bright blue and so did everybody’s outfits!

In which Emily cooks Paige kale and Spencer finally figures out that her boyfriend is a psychopath.

This week Paige and Emily have a sleepover and Spencer does her very best to spank Mona. You don’t really want to miss this.

“First of all, Ali Liebert, let me just repeat that you need to stop making these faces or I will not have a goddamned heart left.”

Just in time for this week’s episode of Glee, I finally recap last week’s episode of Glee!

This week on Glee, the “lesbian blogging community” was publicly shamed for being TOTALLY AWESOME. Also, Rachel sang some songs and there was a bit of dancing.

This week on Glee, all the men took their shirts off and all of the women kept their shirts on!

This week on Glee, the cool kids came back and sang songs and everybody got ready to embarrass themselves at sectionals and Carrie Bradshaw had a kiki!

It’s getting even scarier than usual this week in Rosewood even though I can’t seem to accurately identify anyone’s costumes. Don’t worry though, Paige wears a tuxedo the whole time.

In which Brittana faces the reality of a long distance relationship and we all cry.

This week on Glee everyone dressed up in spandex and rubbed themselves all over each other. Well, that’s partly true.

In which Santana Lopez returns and everybody screams for grease lightnin’.

It’s the mid-season finale of Pretty Little Liars! Emily kicks some ass, the betrAyer is revealed and I say “I told you so.” Well sort of.