There are 87% more of us in the desert, everyone wants us to get married, basically in general we’re multiplying rapidly and sooner or later will inevitably take over.

The “Bert and Ernie Get Married” movement has begun with a petition, a facebook group, and press buzz and I’m not gonna lie — hell no I am not signing that petition.

Why isn’t Fred Karger invited to the debate in Ames, Iowa tomorrow, despite meeting the entry requirements? What can we do to change this obnoxious state of affairs?

Let’s break it down by uncomfortably accurate fashion stereotype. High school students listen up — this is relevant to your interests.

Cocktails, pizza, Reese’s Pieces and a Steven Spielberg classic! We understand you on a deep, personal, almost telepathic level. We’ll be right here.

Queer girls from 40 different schools give you the uncensored scoop on what it feels like for a gay lady on their campus — from hookup culture to dyke parties to activism and academics.

All sorts of things are being done and said about gay and trans people in Australia; here are some of them.

If you’re less ‘pastries and diamonds’ and more ‘car chases and Steve McQueen,’ consider a pair of key-hole sunglasses… Be warned: you will look like your dad and you will look awesome.

Czech President Klaus (no relation to Santa) rains on everybody’s parade.

Lindsay Lohan has a new movie, Bitch Magazine has a feature on GaybiGAYGAY, and Joe Solmonese has a bigger salary than you. Maybe.

Rachel’s Team Pick: I’m really into this. No, really.

This week on NSFW lesbosexy sunday, we’re getting wet.

Carmen’s Team Pick: I have at my fingertips “23 Portraits of Gay Couples Who Can’t Get Married,” and even though it is not good news I want to show it to you anyway, because it is such a testament to love.

The yearly GLAAD media report on queer representation on TV is out — who got high marks?

Any of you who were ever banished to the swampy softball field for practice or wore decades old polyster uniforms while the boy’s team got new ones understand why Title IX exists. But is it working?

Because how else are we going to figure this out?

Can a top be a bottom without selling her soul? And how to talk to a partner who isn’t what she used to be.

Lesbians and bisexual women are 2-3 times more likely to smoke cigarettes regularly than straight people, which might be one of the 46 reasons I’m finding it hard to quit.

This week on The Real L Word, everybody cried because everybody hurts, sometimes.

Samantha & Lindsay are back on, Lady GaGa is on the cover of Out magazine, Lisa Carver battles Xanax, Meghan McCain battles Michelle Malkin, Fiona Duets, Right Wing Conspires to get Ex-Gay Books into Libraries.