Turns out those irritating trailers were just Trojan Horses delivering a cute show with a queer female lead to all of us here on The Isle of Lesbos.

“Faking It” has a preview filled with good stuff and bad stuff and also a premiere date! It’s all happening!

The season three finale reveals who Pit Girl is, who the Antler Queen is, and who killed Lottie.

Lottie and Nat play a dangerous game, Tai searches for Van, and Shauna doubles down on Murder Mommi in the “Old Wounds.”

Villanelle kisses Villanelle-Jesus, Hot Helene sucks Eve’s fingers and then engages in some lite burnplay, and I am simply PERSPIRING.

We’ve got the trailer and the scoop on what we can expect from Faking It’s second season. For example, Amy’s hair is still gonna look really cute.

In “Digestif”, Melanie Lynskey delivers a monologue I’ll never forget.

Emily’s not dying after all. Sadly, neither is Ezra.

Plus, Cheryl and Toni slow dance!

I loved the whole thing, from beginning to end, and I think Alex and Sara were exactly what the other needed right now.

Leanne’s Amish roots come to light as she hammers out the tenants of Normaism, a rabbi arrives to test Jewish Black Cindy and the others about their newfound Jewish faith, and Suzanne’s legion of admirers grows.

Jane Lynch gets her sendoff and it is cuckoo bananapants.

Tali and Emily take their relationship to the next level of honesty, while Mike takes all the Liars’ blood and sells it on the black market.

In which we get a dozen different emotions for the price of one.

Everyone: ALI NO
Ali: ALI YES

This week on Glee people draw mustaches on photos, Will finally realizes his own wife isn’t now — nor has ever been — pregnant, and Carlytron finally manages to enjoy this show again.

I need a sanitizing hand wipe for my soul, you guys.

It’s the long awaited season finale of Pretty Little Liars! Questions are answered (sort of), Red Coat is reveled, Spencer goes pantless and Rosewood has a new lesbian couple!

Jenna is driving and Melissa is faking babies. Don’t worry though, Emily’s hair is still blowing softly in the wind.

We learn more about Andrea’s sordid past, and how she fits into Lena’s story. (And thus, Supergirl’s.)