Ellie and Joel continue their journey west to find Uncle Tommy, and find a lot more than they bargained for.

I hope Yellowjackets keeps teasing us, keeps planting “character Easter eggs” rather than plot ones, keeps revealing things that ultimately are easy to predict but difficult to swallow.

Bosco says that celebrity illusion is an important part of drag history, which isn’t a deep thought but I did find myself staring at her beautiful face, twirling my hair, and giggling “omg I love how you care about queer history.”

It doesn’t matter how many swooping camera moves you do if you’re not swooping over something worthwhile — Rules is what’s worthwhile.

They have one of those classic couple fights, the one that is like “what do you want?” “I wanted x” “fine, I’ll do X” “No I don’t want that anymore.”

Plus updates on Mythic Quest, All American Homecoming, The Sex Lives of College Girls, and peep the photo that made Natalie ask, “Is this too risque for our website?”

Plus updates on 9-1-1, The Rookie: Feds, Queen Sugar, All American, Station 19 and Survivor!

Zendaya proves that she’s the best actor of her generation. She also proves that an actor with mediocre writing is still an actor with mediocre writing.

Max finds family that she never knew she could ask for, Greta learns to be vulnerable, and the Peaches get to say arguably the most iconic five words in sports cinematic history.

Villanelle kisses Villanelle-Jesus, Hot Helene sucks Eve’s fingers and then engages in some lite burnplay, and I am simply PERSPIRING.

We’re going from supersized to bite-sized as the new one hour format is here to stay! What isn’t cut for time is the queens sharing their queer trauma in the work room.

Euphoria really is just three montages in a trench coat pretending to be a TV show.

Plus updates on Roswell, New Mexico; For All Mankind, All Rise, P-Valley, and more!

Lottie is officially the show’s Cassandra, Shauna’s dreaming of giving birth to a rotisserie chicken, and Taissa and Van go skinnydipping in the lake!

In the Season One finale, Max starts a new beginning and the Peaches meet the Blue Sox in the World Series.

And updates on: Harlem! Truth Be Told! How I Met Your Father! Fantasy Island! The Watchful Eye! And more!

To roughly quote Lady Bird: “You’re not gonna get in a car with a guy who texts, are ya?” Alas, she does.

Plus updates on: 4400, Hightown, Queens, The Sex Lives of College Girls, Legacies, Nancy Drew, and NCIS: Hawai’i!

It’s time to meet our gal pal lesbian lovers! Also, updates on this week’s episode of Gen V.

Carson tries to save the Peaches and make up her mind about being gay. Max gets that factory job and a new hat.