This week on “Faking It,” Amy doesn’t win Miss Congeniality, but neither does Lauren, and neither does Karma. Neither does Liam! Or Duke or Shane or Reagan. But everybody’s hair looks GREAT.

This week on “Faking It,” Amy woke up in bed with Liam, Tommy spills Lauren’s secret, and Karma waterboards Amy’s heart! Welcome back!

Everybody comes back to help us forget everything that happened while they were gone, like heterosexuality!

This week on “Faking It,” Laverne Cox has to choose between Karma, Shane, Lauren and Oliver for who will be queen of the castle. Also, Amy really goes the extra mile.

I’m curing an allergy attack with hot toddies, let’s recap this sucker!

This week on “Faking It,” Amy and Reagan went on a date but then everybody else also came to the date. It was awkward.

This week on “Faking It,” Amy sends Karma on a birthday scavenger hunt that somehow doesn’t lead her to The Planet.

This week on “Faking It,” Amy goes to a hot underground rave party and interacts romantically with another girl who likes girls!

Welcome to the season finale of “Faking It,” in which a lot of things happen that I can’t really talk about, you’ll just have to read the recap.

This week on Faking It, Girls Night becomes “Lots of Girls Night”!

This week on “Faking It,” everybody gets ready for a three-way!

This week on “Faking It,” everybody protested a thing and I protested Karma’s overall existence.

In the first episode of “Faking It,” two girls are mistaken for a lesbian couple and they sort of just run with it.

Last week I was on a mountain with no internet! So welcome to your very very overdue “Faking It” recap, just in time for tonight’s episode.

This week on “Faking It,” everybody finds out about the threesome and Amy and Karma break up and everybody gets real sad about it.

This week on Glee, everybody competed in a big contest and some people won and some people lost and other people ate pudding for dinner with forks!

This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!

This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!

This week on Glee, Blaine and Kurt got a lot of face time with each other’s faces/feelings, and Rachel went a little Shosh on us.

This week on Glee, everybody yelled at each other some more! Then there was a cool band at a hot club called CALLBACKS. Also, I think waitress uniforms are the new Cheerios uniforms.