Honey, we’re home!!!! “Wait, Is This a Date?” is back and we’re talking all things mommi culture! And all things dating as an actual mom!

I hid behind instruments, computers, Whitney’s voice, Prince’s guitar. I sat in front of my computer surrounded by cassettes, illegally downloading songs, awkwardly whispering “I love you more than I know how to explain and I’m scared so here’s a mixtape I made you.”

There are so many cold, cool femmes in my life that I want to make out with, but I also want to test their grit. The best way for me to see if a date passes muster is to watch a fucked up horror film that I really enjoy with them.

With so many LGBTQ+ owned shops out there it’s gonna be a joy to put money back into your community this holiday season!

It is not only my pleasure, but my DUTY to compile this list ranking different horror villains, classic monsters, and cryptids on their levels of raw sexuality. What would it be like to fuck or date a ghost? Let’s talk about it.

The time has come for us to abandon ideas of “normal” and imagine new worlds. What if we also imagined less time at work? What if every weekend was a four-day weekend? If I haven’t convinced you yet, here’s 22 reasons why.

Supposedly, folks who go together flow together. But does the science of period syncing hold up?

Tell yourself that you’re not like one of those chain smokers, that you can stop whenever you want. Start smoking American Spirits, so it’s like, not even that bad for you because it’s natural, or organic, or something. You forget.

It’s here and queer and only comes once a year. It’s the annual post-holigays sale!

Commit to your life, babe. Start today.

Whether it’s an affordable treat, something sexy for you and yours to share in bed, or a luxury investment in your pleasure to reward yourself for making it through this year, add one more stop to your shopping this season and you and your activity partners will be thanking you for it all year long.

Anal toys are the PURRFECT holigay gift. I can say this with a false self of certainty that literally everyone’s New Year’s Resolution will be “MORE ANAL” or “BIGGER ANAL” or “FINALLY I WILL TRY ANAL.”

“Think of me as your friendly Autostraddle Store Elf, guiding you through the kickass new merch we’ve added to store so you can support your favorite website and find that bone deep gift giving satisfaction.”

Try these positions to add some spice (ooh, is that nutmeg?) to your sex life this December.

Here’s a brief glimpse into the deepest materialistic desires of Team Autostraddle – these are all the things we want besides a very long nap!

You might not be able to cure your buddy’s sadness, but you can definitely bring some holiday cheer into heart this season.

Doing something positive for the world is a constantly moving target.

Staying sober through the holidays can be anxiety inducing even for the best of us. Here are some tips to get through the big three!

What would it feel like to move forward with curiosity, rather than relying on the comforting familiarity of self-doubt?

Let 2020 be the year we figure out what we actually need, and let’s scheme and dream about how we’re gonna achieve it.