Ugh. I’m moving. Here’s a monkey wrench.

30+ queers gathered in a room to eat cheese curds and drink box wine. Now I will share the knowledge we obtained with you, because we’re a community and that’s how it works.

They’re not girlfriends, they’re just a toasted trio of flakes, twigs and granola cereal!

Recovering from trauma through feline friendship.

Plants in a jar, shopping around for health insurance, building credit, and most importantly voting!!

“I get a real sense of satisfaction from making something cute and domestic, just a bit deviant. Whether it’s a cake piped with ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’ or a set of kitchen towels with embroidered ball gags and whips — I just can’t get enough.”

Nothing is better than cold fruit giving you a brain freeze on a warm day. It makes you feel alive and invigorated!

A Negroni is perhaps the easiest cocktail in the world to make—it’s three ingredients and can be built all in one glass.

We felt Paul Hollywood staring at us with the sharp, majestic blue eyes of a Siberian husky, radiating catastrophic disappointment. Didn’t stop us though.

This recipe is ideal for people who give just the bare minimum amount of shits about bread baking in relation to the rest of your life.

“I’ve collected some recipes that (way, way deep down) I think my girlfriend’s cat would secretly like to cook for me.”

On losing a pet, resilience and vulnerability, human frailty and animal intelligence, and everything that goes into saying goodbye.

Giftwrapping, keeping plants alive, not screwing up your meatloaf, ending phone conversations and more!

According to our calculations, wherever you are in the world, today is a prime time to start collecting pomegranate recipes.

“There’s a bad taste in my mouth when white restaurant owners co-opt tacos for profits and white foodies venture for the most “authentic” tacos as a badge to show off their own expansive tastes because in both cases they’re taking parts of a culture they enjoy and commodifying it, all while disregarding the parts they don’t care for.”

Strawberries and blueberries in a buttermilk biscuit cobbler situation, so you can live your best life!

“Does anyone know why is this is only a national holiday? What gives, America!? As the arbitrator of cheesecake and cheesecake vendors worldwide, I’m declaring today to be a global celebration for us all.”

Cross stitching is easy. Julie provides a list of supplies in the book, as well as instructions that can help you tackle any of the cheeky projects. …And proving even further that she’s the coolest human on the planet, Julie designed a cross stitch pattern just for Autostraddle readers.

It’s Caturday! Let’s talk about how to get started with your purrfect pet instagram. Puns required.

When you’re Staycationing, a cheese plate is a wonderful thing whether you’re hosting company or you plan to eat that entire board all by your fucking self (I support you in this).