I don’t want to write my essay, so here’s some Charles Bukowski poems.

and you need a hug.

Maybe you want to share your feelings about sex toys and maybe you have a favorite? Well I sure hope so because that’s what we’re doing! We have other things too! LESBIAN SEX LESBIAN SEX LESBIAN SEX!

So many awards, so little time.

you’re going to read this no matter what i say here, so go for it

We’re just looking for a chance to use the term “bossy bottom,” although we didn’t necessarily find it. Also, a video of cute girls dancing in their underwear.

Do you remember your very first time? I think I was drunk, idk. Lesbian sex lesbian sex sex sex sex google lesbian sex. Also Camille Paglia says Lady Gaga is the death of sex, Cybersex in 1999 and heaps more lesbian sex sexytime.

“INTERNET!!!!!!”

I hope you appreciate the massive number of awards I give out each week.

We were stuck out in your car.

People really do scissor, y’all. And 69’ing? It’s fully a thing. ‘a thing.’ Also; 100 words for/about tribadism, open relationships, and A-cup pride… and a tumblr we really, really, really like.

Did we see you at Hypergender Burlesque? It’s okay we have a recap for you. Also: 80% of women fake orgasms, you.me.sex.now, against brazillian bikini waxes, 20 Hot Canadians, radical possibilities of pleasure, body image and sex, a fab how-to video and more!

This intern needs an intern to write her excerpts.

We’re getting a little kinky this week with an intro to bondage! There’s a lot to learn, ladies, and we’ll be going deeper all month.

Disclaimer: nothing on Autostraddle is written by Joss Whedon. Feel free to be really, really mad about that but don’t expect a comment award.

John McCain sucks. Let’s draw pictures on his face. Lady Gaga 2012. Dykes. ON CARDSTOCK! Happy birthday Riese.

My favourite topics include Harry Potter, Canada, and Pokemon. Let’s talk about it.

Come sleep on my couch, I love you, it’ll be alright.

let’s take a moment to appreciate the hot 100s of ladies who regularly take off their clothes and do it for feminist dyke smutmakers. also; diva’s sex issue looks hella hawt, butch/femme erotica, sexy tumblr alerts & more.

That time of the week. So much better than that time of the month.