It’s the final season of Glee! Hold onto your butts!

Callie and Arizona try to move on without each other. Obviously it only takes Callie three seconds to make another woman fall in love with her.

Stef and Lena take down the pillow wall, get naked … and talk about their kids.

Lots of super serious things happen in this episode where the metaphor of and literal Hurricane Wanda really picks up speed but all I can do is make fun of Portland and be miserable.

Unique is back, and as flawless as ever!

For the mid-season finale of “Faking It,” we go to jail with Julie Goldman, which is basically my dream date.

It’s the episode where instead of having sex Callie and Arizona have an emotional conversation in a quiet section of the hospital. Holy shit, aren’t you excited? This is life mimicking art, y’all.

Stef almost Stefs-up Christmas, but Lena swoops in to save the day.

Lena and Stef chat about some sexy handcuff situations, while Jude and Connor kiss right on the mouth.

Lesbian mistletoe smooches, omniscient death threats, and the return of Mona Vanderwaal!

Emily enjoys an easy evening of cooking with Talia after a hard day of getting murdered in an ice cream factory.

The season finale of Transparent!

Talia checks out Emily’s buns, hun.

This week on Glee, the new kids finally got some lines! NOT THOSE KINDS OF LINES

This week on “Faking It,” Karma is really mad you guys. LIKE REALLY MAD.

If you say it out loud — if you say, “I’m gay” — the whole world is gonna change.

We’ll be covering Salem, a occult-themed historical drama full of canon queerness, witchy TV Tropes, magick panic, and horrible colonial patriarchy.

Yeah right, like she WASN’T going to drink for those 48 hours of freedom.

Jude and Connor pinky hug while Stef and Lena glower at each other.

Emily and Talia, sitting in tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!