For my birthday, I wanna give gifts to other humans: specifically, Team Autostraddle. If you donate, you’ll be giving me the best birthday ever, and I’m willing to bake you cookies or even raffle off an A-Camp campership and more!

Baby you were born this [whatever].

Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!

This week on NSFW lesbosexy sunday, we’re getting wet.

Clitoris, masturbation, asexuals, having sex vs. being sexual, A to Z sex, jane fonda’s sex secret, taboos, and some breaking news about gay insect sex.

Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter.

And will be until 2056.

From floggers to legwarmers to boyshorts to candles to lip venom to strap-ons to so much more — 28 ideas for your special queer someone this Valentine’s Day Season.

Today we’re going to talk about fisting, even though the U.S. Government doesn’t want us to.

We’re all in good company.

One weekend we’re gonna go to the beach just you and me, and have sex a lot. I will bring the sour mix.

At least 65 photos relavent to your interests.

NSFW Sunday has eight more reasons to read a f*cking book about f*cking. This week we’re talking about the Lambda Literary Awards.

In which we share secrets and laughs.

I’m growing out my beard.

“I don’t want to sound misogynist, degrading, crude, or technical. So what am I left with? Am I being overly prudish and PC?”

Languish in the glory of your sexy geekdom. Includes Harry Potter related photography.

Wouldn’t it be exciting if we got famous presenters every week to announce the awards?

Straight people have appropriated lesbian bed death. Also: butch bottoms, a lez learning to masturbate, some new tumblrs and dirty sheets.

“I go to bed like I go to Karate”