In which things start falling apart.

In sadder news: Famke Janssen is out of town on How to Get Away With Murder and Riese really likes Scream Queens.

ABC Family pulls the plug on Chasing Life, Callie and Arizona start dating other people, Carmilla ends with a swoon and a resurrection, and what the hell Lost Girl?

Empire and American Horror Story get it wrong, Grey’s gets it right, and Carmilla and Laura still aren’t smooching enough!

We’re running out of time, ladies! Can’t you please just kiss and make up?

After eleventy hundred years of being pregnant, Daya finally has her baby.

Five years later, things are still exactly the same in Rosewood, PA.

Pretty Little Prom is a Pretty Little Disaster.

Piper and Alex make plans to be stereotypical lesbeans! Black Cindy gets some new curls. Flaca starts a feelings-war with her homegirls in the kitchen. And everyone fills out their E-Harmony profile together!

This week on “Faking It,” everybody has to find a prom date and at least five surprising things took place!

This week on “Faking It,” Amy and Karma’s plan to give up lying about stuff gets foiled when Amy’s Mom needs them to be a lesbian couple again for just a minute.

Stef and Lena finally decide to go to therapy on The Fosters, Gretchen kicks another guy in the nuts on Complications, and a lesbian bites it on Scream.

Ruby Rose, the results are in and you are NOT THE FATHER!

This week on “Faking It” everybody goes to detention together and is forced to tell each other the truth about stuff or else die of boredom!

Strong brews for everybody!

This week on Faking It, everybody goes to prom and nobody has a good time, including me!

Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!

This week on Faking It, everybody gets into costume play and makes bad choices.

“Yes, I’ve been ousted from Internet retirement by the sweet harkening of a fellow bulldyke on TV. And truly, I was not disappointed.”

This week on Faking It, the world decides to have a party at Lauren and Amy’s house and nobody brought finger-foods, just beer. It was okay. A lot of stuff happened. You should probably read this.