This week’s episode of Glee was all about props! Not like congratulations, but actual physical stuff. Like fake knives and emotionally vulnerable back-up singers.

It’s graduation week at McKinley High, and boy are the boys excited about it!

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana did some mouth-to-mouth.

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana made a sex tape and we didn’t even get to see it!

Brittany and Satana are gonna make out on Valentine’s Day, which gives me permission to like this episode.

Glee, how long ’til your soul gets it right? Can any human being ever reach that kind of light?

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way from Quinn’s first cigarette to this storyline’s last dying day

This week on Glee, a bunch of characters do things their characters would never do and the writers try to make us care by almost killing everybody. Awesome!

25% OMG AWESOME and 75% YAWN.

SPOILER ALERT: Finn Hudson is a golden god!!!!!!

SPOILER ALERT! Nobody kissed a girl.

Who Run The World? (Brittany!)

Who has sex with their socks on? Watch this episode of Glee to find out!

Oh Santana! Oh! Don’t you cry for me, I’ve come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee!

Guess who’s back? Glee is back. Glee is back. Back again. Glee is back. Tell a friend. Glee is back Glee is back Glee is back.

90 minutes of sweet sweet homogay and psychological angst.

fame! i wanna live forever, i wanna know how to fly FAME! i wanna live forever, except this episode i have to go to a funeral.

If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.

This week on Glee, Glee Club has to face its toughest challenge yet: a bear attack. In the woods!

Let’s waste more time reading this than we already did watching the episode