This week on Glee, the “lesbian blogging community” was publicly shamed for being TOTALLY AWESOME. Also, Rachel sang some songs and there was a bit of dancing.

This week on Glee, all the men took their shirts off and all of the women kept their shirts on!

This week on Glee, the cool kids came back and sang songs and everybody got ready to embarrass themselves at sectionals and Carrie Bradshaw had a kiki!

In which Santana Lopez returns and everybody screams for grease lightnin’.

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana did some mouth-to-mouth.

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana made a sex tape and we didn’t even get to see it!

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way from Quinn’s first cigarette to this storyline’s last dying day

This week on Glee, a bunch of characters do things their characters would never do and the writers try to make us care by almost killing everybody. Awesome!

25% OMG AWESOME and 75% YAWN.

SPOILER ALERT: Finn Hudson is a golden god!!!!!!

SPOILER ALERT! Nobody kissed a girl.

Who Run The World? (Brittany!)

Who has sex with their socks on? Watch this episode of Glee to find out!

Oh Santana! Oh! Don’t you cry for me, I’ve come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee!

Guess who’s back? Glee is back. Glee is back. Back again. Glee is back. Tell a friend. Glee is back Glee is back Glee is back.

90 minutes of sweet sweet homogay and psychological angst.

fame! i wanna live forever, i wanna know how to fly FAME! i wanna live forever, except this episode i have to go to a funeral.

If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.

This week on Glee, Glee Club has to face its toughest challenge yet: a bear attack. In the woods!

Let’s waste more time reading this than we already did watching the episode