Michael Sam got drafted, a bunch of celebrities really love you, gay marriage is sweeping the south and the British artistocracy. All in all, it’s a pretty gay day.

Take a deep breath and get real high.

Now put a smile on, betch.

This is the best Sunday of all time. And I’ve got the good news to prove it!

Not one, not two, not three, but FOUR prominent pieces about cute animals inside. Oh, and Michael Jordan’s daughter being totes gay. NBD.

Here’s a couple of rays of sunshine in what may be the most fucked up weekend in America’s recent history.

Put your best bikini on, grab your pride flag, and get ready to Vogue.

This week’s going to be a billion times nicer than last week. I pinky promise. Here’s some animals, a big ol’ bowl of pasta, and a street wedding to prove it.

But first: pass your Art History final with help from Beyonce.

Happy Mother’s Day, queermos!

Would you adopt a baby you found in the subway? Would you like a donut?

Totally Homosexual Gay LESBIAN Marriage. Famous People. Puppies. This is the first day of the rest of your life.

Spoiler alert: some dads are the best, California loves us, and wombats are the future.

This week, the WBC loses two of the clan and puppies go to New York Fashion Week. Also, Obama is awesome or something, and Madonna has an Instagram.

I’d just like to officially advise Papa John’s to offer heart shaped pizza every day.

Fuck Yeah Tammy Baldwin.

Billboard art and famous food.

It’s a brand new day and a brand new week and I have a lot of Eileen Myles, Margaret Cho, and President Obama to go around. Also, Mormons.

Drop the mic and walk off the stage.

Toronto teachers witnessed a revolution in their classrooms and a bunch of people gave money to other people who fight for the rights of gay people. Did I mention Big Bird is doing okay? Also, pumpkin keg.