Become a kitchen top, even if just for one day.

Just eat whatever the fuck you want for breakfast.

Which of five wonderful rosés would be best for “listening to D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette and feeling accomplished”? The answer to this question and so many more lie within this post.

Why did we all want to share this thing? What made some videos so appealing? Why…are we like this?

“I felt now was a better time than ever to make a big, bright, beautiful AND delicious, gay af rainbow cake to truly take pride in. A mouthwatering five-layer fuck you to the haters.”

Now keep in mind, a Sour is simply a cocktail that combines sour citrus (lemon or lime) with some sort of sugary-sweet thing (in this case, simple syrup). It’s one of those three-ingredient cocktails and it requires no bitters whatsoever, so this is a perfect one to memorize and have on hand.

We’re adults who are both hungry and special and so we deserve gorgeous cheese boards that are also very chill. Important note: this includes one vegan snack board BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

Ugh. I’m moving. Here’s a monkey wrench.

30+ queers gathered in a room to eat cheese curds and drink box wine. Now I will share the knowledge we obtained with you, because we’re a community and that’s how it works.

They’re not girlfriends, they’re just a toasted trio of flakes, twigs and granola cereal!

Nothing is better than cold fruit giving you a brain freeze on a warm day. It makes you feel alive and invigorated!

A Negroni is perhaps the easiest cocktail in the world to make—it’s three ingredients and can be built all in one glass.

We felt Paul Hollywood staring at us with the sharp, majestic blue eyes of a Siberian husky, radiating catastrophic disappointment. Didn’t stop us though.

This recipe is ideal for people who give just the bare minimum amount of shits about bread baking in relation to the rest of your life.

“I’ve collected some recipes that (way, way deep down) I think my girlfriend’s cat would secretly like to cook for me.”

According to our calculations, wherever you are in the world, today is a prime time to start collecting pomegranate recipes.

“There’s a bad taste in my mouth when white restaurant owners co-opt tacos for profits and white foodies venture for the most “authentic” tacos as a badge to show off their own expansive tastes because in both cases they’re taking parts of a culture they enjoy and commodifying it, all while disregarding the parts they don’t care for.”

Strawberries and blueberries in a buttermilk biscuit cobbler situation, so you can live your best life!

“Does anyone know why is this is only a national holiday? What gives, America!? As the arbitrator of cheesecake and cheesecake vendors worldwide, I’m declaring today to be a global celebration for us all.”

When you’re Staycationing, a cheese plate is a wonderful thing whether you’re hosting company or you plan to eat that entire board all by your fucking self (I support you in this).