The Top Ten bestest first ladies of all time, including the semi-lezzer and a Michelle Obama appreciation collage.

We have already told you this week what kind of legwarmers to wear and what it means to put bacon on a cat. We cannot also tell you whether the girl at the checkout desk at the library is a lesbian. Don’t give up hope, though; maybe someone else can!

A soundtrack for your life. A life soundtrack, if you will.

YOU GUYS. You haven’t read this book yet have you. Please do this. Do it for me. I need to talk about my feelings about waitressing. There’s a lesbian sex scene! At least one! I can’t remember exactly!

Santana joins an unprecedented number of queer teens on TV right now, and looks damn good doing it.

Required listening for Johnny Weir fans. Find out why Johnny can’t relate to Kurt on Glee and get all the dirty details of his sex life via Howard Stern.

The story of the day the President told the people to get their shit together.

we recommend five queer sex blogs, nerve.com has a true story of how one girl totally verified she was a lesbian and The Atlantic tackles porn.

It’s Sunday. Do you know where your lesbian sex machine is. That’s a trick question. Best Lesbian Sex Scenes according to someone other than us, “Best Friends” get close, Taylor Momesen suggests that you masturbate, and you can make a map. A special map.

Are you a straight guy? Do you wonder if your girlfriend might be a lesbian? I have some things to say to you that may or may not help. Lots of over-sharing.

this is why we don’t have/publish nice things.

Has anyone else ever loved you enough to make you TWO DIFFERENT vegan macaroni and cheese dishes? Don’t ever say we aren’t good to you. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY QUEERMOS, we made some things for you!

Honey you are safe here, this is a girl-girl thing.

Really hope I get a fingerbox for Christmas.

We pay tribute to the greatest meal ever. You can cover everything in maple syrup if you want to, and no one can really say anything about it.

This week on The Lesbian Parts of Pretty Little Liars, Emily’s family has Maya over for dinner which makes Dad laugh and Mom cry.

It’s hard out here for a lesbian in the job market but you know what? We make 6% more than straight women, because we’re badass.

What did you get for Christmas? Was it drunk? Maybe it was James Franco’s grandma. Say it was. We found the thumbnail for this article by googling “lesbian christmas,” so.

“I managed to convince her that it was the wad of $20s I had from selling books in my front left pocket (I dress left), and she radioed back that the “object had been identified” and let me go, but my hands did not stop shaking for a couple of hours.”

Remember that time that post took forever and then we made that other post that was really awesome and you were like whatever. Yeah well WHATEVER