From “The House of Yes” to “9 to 5” to “Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion” and beyond, women are really really funny. Especially Parker Posey and Lisa Kudrow, apparently.

Do you love Tim Curry? Cool, ’cause I’m gonna name eight movies that you forgot he was in.

“Wow. You’re evil. You’re EVIL! You’re lying and you’re EVIL!”

In a desperate bid to craft a clever excerpt, I turned to my rhyming dictionary. Unfortunately, it’s a useless rhyming dictionary as Friday doesn’t actually rhyme with “Heidi.”

90 minutes of sweet sweet homogay and psychological angst.

“I will give you 24 hours to return that witch to me. And if you don’t I will personally eat, f*ck and kill all three of you.”

Kanye West is seeking redemption — he’s just having a hard time wading through all the diamonds to get there.

Who wants to tell the truth about gay bullying? Who wants to get their head shoved into a swimming pool? Are eyes the windows to your soul, or are they just things you look out of while scary music plays?

“My favorite color is plaid.” Autostraddle cozies up with rising YouTube star and homo-next-door heartthrob Hannah Hart.

“Typical men! Fighting like dogs and marking their territory. What you really want is to fuck each other… that’s what you want!”

Another captivating episode of that weird reality show about lesbians. This week everyone goes on a field trip but none of those field trips are roller derby.

“Is there a way out? Yes, you could just not drink the wine, but I mean besides that.”

Put the coffee on, homos, because “this gross example of child abuse is a wake-up call that everything about the gay movement isn’t acceptable.”

There are so many girls on the television this season! Autostraddle has your guide to the best new fall shows and where to find the queers.

Six delicious berry recipes for your sweltering summer soul! Perfect for vegans and non-vegans who likes breakfast, lunch or dinner! With berries!

The “Bert and Ernie Get Married” movement has begun with a petition, a facebook group, and press buzz and I’m not gonna lie — hell no I am not signing that petition.

“It is possible to protest misogyny with my legs spread wide open and I am going to just that.”

“The Teen Choice Awards are pretty long, but I’ll do my best to cover the gay/funny/awesome parts.”

Did this week feel short to anyone else?

Cocktails, pizza, Reese’s Pieces and a Steven Spielberg classic! We understand you on a deep, personal, almost telepathic level. We’ll be right here.